The Penis Monologues

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[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041796]I really don’t care.

I have made a point to not bring up Mrs. Rabbit, nor your kids.

And when you posted a picture of your kids, and then wanted it down, I of course supported the site removing it immediately.

While it’s true, that when one breaks this rule, one eventually ends up insulting a spouse with cancer, or who has died, or someone who had a recent divorce,

more importantly, it speaks to the idea of having the balls to insult the object of your insults, whom you may have good reason to insult, but not insult people who are not participating in the situation at all.

For similar reasons, I never talk shit about you when you have been banned, because you would not be able to defend yourself in that circumstance,

and for someone to talk shit about someone not present nor able to defend themself would be cowardly in that circumstance.[/QUOTE]

Two things.

One, don’t lie about not caring and then write an essay.

Two, nobody insulted your wife, except Devil. He’s an insult to all women.

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Three, don’t expect anyone to act mature in LLL. This is where we used to have a whole thread of NSFW soft porn.

Even Trollshido has standards. This sub is a den of villainy compared to that wild frontier.

You should be thankful Errant/Auslander, my old drunken Zen master isnt here. He’d have your dick wrapped in a knot around your mind right now.

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041798]Two things.

One, don’t lie about not caring and then write an essay.

Two, nobody insulted your wife, except Devil. He’s an insult to all women.[/QUOTE]
Like I said, I don’t care if you talk shit about me.

But, I am disappointed, regardless of any other flaws that you may have, that you would think making vulgar comments about people’s spouses (or their kids, etc) would be a good example or the right example, for you as a man in his 40’s to set for the younger guys.

If you want to act like you believe that being a “martial artist” means something, and that you should be considered one, then act like it.

I myself have never been big on calling oneself a “martial artist”,

but as a coach who trains people on how to more efficiently use techniques of violence in self-defense or competitive combat sports,

I am very big on building people who can take care of business, but conduct themselves with the right rules of engagement.

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[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041801]Like I said, I don’t care if you talk shit about me.

But, I am disappointed, regardless of any other flaws that you may have, that you would think making vulgar comments about people’s spouses (or their kids, etc) would be a good example or the right example, for you as a man in his 40’s to set for the younger guys.

If you want to act like you believe that being a “martial artist” means something, and that you should be considered one, then act like it.

I myself have never been big on calling oneself a “martial artist”,

but as a coach who trains people on how to more efficiently use techniques of violence in self-defense or competitive combat sports,

I am very big on building people who can take care of business, but conduct themselves with the right rules of engagement.[/QUOTE]

You’re a riot, dude.

If I/we wanted to set an example for the “younger guy”, LLL is not the place for either of us. Nope.

This sub is for talking about booze, big tits, and our girlfriends/wives asses. If you weren’t looking for vulgarity, well you found the most vulgar spot on the site.

Occasionally somebody posts something really hot like a new tactical spork. Even those discussions typically sink into depravity.

Even so, I haven’t and won’t insult your wife. Or even Devil’s imaginary harem girls. I just hope you realize this thread is about broken penis.

Broken penis is probably the #1 reason women can’t get the big O, so alternate O sources are ripe for discussion.

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041802]You’re a riot, dude.

If I/we wanted to set an example for the “younger guy”, LLL is not the place for either of us. Nope.

This sub is for talking about booze, big tits, and our girlfriends/wives asses. If you weren’t looking for vulgarity, well you found the most vulgar spot on the site.

Occasionally somebody posts something really hot like a new tactical spork. Even those discussions typically sink into depravity.

Even so, I haven’t and won’t insult your wife. Or even Devil’s imaginary harem girls. I just hope you realize this thread is about broken penis.

Broken penis is probably the #1 reason women can’t get the big O, so alternate O sources are ripe for discussion.[/QUOTE]

That is all fine. No issue.

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041784]So having women literally at your feet is the goal. I’m starting to think you might have someone locked in your basement.[/QUOTE]

As the man, you want to have an edge in the power dynamics of the relationship. It makes both parties happier.

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041764]Well Devil clearly is not as interested in vaginas as he is “owning souls”. And people think I’m the disturbed one. Sheesh.

I was a little hard on Gonzo last night. Jokes about pleasuring a spouse are a bit below the belt. You never know when a couple is having trouble and that shit just isn’t going to be taken humorously. Sorry, my massive penis is constantly hitting things as they fly by.

For the unaware, LLL is like Trollshido+YMAS under the umbrella of NSFW BS about penises, vaginas, and PMO. Normally it’s NHB, and it’s practically certain any conversation here is done by the thoroughly inebriated.

But, I’m trying to be softer on some of you, and Gonzo being as soft as he is, may not be ready for this level of discourse. So settle down with the psychoanalysis, Beavis, and I’ll leave your wonderful wife out of this. Out of respect, which is a LLL unicorn my friend.

Also, unless you’re good at transfinite calculus, I doubt you could have helped with my research. I’m actually way more interested in helping yours, because I’m not kidding. You write like shit and you know it. You could use an ace editor like my humble self.[/QUOTE]

I have to say, the above post is absolutely fucking hilarious. Some of your best work to date.

Keep it up…

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041798]Two things.

One, don’t lie about not caring and then write an essay.[/QUOTE]
Don’t steal my insults towards you and then use them on someone else.

It’s “dissertation” not “essay.”

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041780]You blew it again.

See this post is why I’m now going to keep making jokes about your inability to pleasure a woman.

It’s LLL, whip out what little dick you have, lay it on the table, or just walk away like a good sport.[/QUOTE]

Nope, talking trash about peoples wives or kids crosses the line. Doesn’t matter which forum we are in on bs.net.

I look at it this way, I don’t write anything here I would not say to someone face to face. Especially considering the level of training of some of the people here.

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041782]Devil, could you show or at least describe to Gonzo where the G spot is ? Apparently he’s one of those sheltered types and his wife is in serious need of a real man.[/QUOTE]

G spot works on some women, not on others. Works on some women some of the time, some women pretty much all of the time, etc.

Works on some women to some degree, others have meltdowns over it, some like it but it’s not same/as good as “clitoral” orgasms. Some like both at the same time, others it’s too much stimulation.

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[QUOTE=BKR;3041824]
I look at it this way, I don’t write anything here I would not say to someone face to face. Especially considering the level of training of some of the people here.[/QUOTE]

Now look at who is cracking who up.

You don’t write anything here you wouldn’t…sure. wink

This isn’t work email or Facebook. It’s a fucking SATIRE website.

I trolled people like Rudy Abel here, and he came after me, even after all his past bullshit he was ready to try to gong sau again.

Me? Since I laugh at gong sau culture in general, I went and signed up to comp instead just so I could have the one thing Rudy would never produce without picking stupid fights with strangers online: video.

Water into wine. Imagine the time and effort saved when instead of picking real fights with people you talk smack with online, you just learned how to stick to smack talk.

I’ve had in game verbal battles with gamers that put every post I’ve ever made here to shame. Somehow, never got into a real fight and we just kept on playing.

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[QUOTE=submessenger;3041831]You’d think a PhD candidate would know the difference :)[/QUOTE]

For the nth time, I’m not getting a PhD.

You’d think a moderator would be able to remember things.

What did you call it? cerebral infarction? Can that make your dick break too, or does it just affect your recall?

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041828]Now look at who is cracking who up.

You don’t write anything here you wouldn’t…sure. wink

This isn’t work email or Facebook. It’s a fucking SATIRE website.

I trolled people like Rudy Abel here, and he came after me, even after all his past bullshit he was ready to try to gong sau again.

Me? Since I laugh at gong sau culture in general, I went and signed up to comp instead just so I could have the one thing Rudy would never produce without picking stupid fights with strangers online: video.

Water into wine. Imagine the time and effort saved when instead of picking real fights with people you talk smack with online, you just learned how to stick to smack talk.

I’ve had in game verbal battles with gamers that put every post I’ve ever made here to shame. Somehow, never got into a real fight and we just kept on playing.[/QUOTE]

No doubt I’ve broken that “rule” in the past.

Yes, I know you are doing satire, it’s been obvious for years, one way or the other.

People who took you seriously and got all wailing and gnashing of teeth (me included, sometimes)…well, hopefully they learned a lesson. I know I did. BS.net is very educational once a person realizes it.

Yeah, and your lei tai video was about at the level of his ear-grind video, tit for tat is fair play, I guess…

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[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041832]For the nth time, I’m not getting a PhD.

You’d think a moderator would be able to remember things.

What did you call it? cerebral infarction? Can that make your dick break too, or does it just affect your recall?[/QUOTE]

It’s some sort of doctorate, forgive me for not knowing/remembering all the little letters you want after your name. Does not detract from my point; in fact… kinda does the opposite, doncha think?

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[QUOTE=BKR;3041833]No doubt I’ve broken that “rule” in the past.

Yes, I know you are doing satire, it’s been obvious for years, one way or the other.

People who took you seriously and got all wailing and gnashing of teeth (me included, sometimes)…well, hopefully they learned a lesson. I know I did. BS.net is very educational once a person realizes it.

Yeah, and your lei tai video was about at the level of his ear-grind video, tit for tat is fair play, I guess…[/QUOTE]

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Damn it Lily!

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Sorry jnp, this time was not intentional . Tell me you’re not entertained…

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[QUOTE=BKR;3041845]About time you showed up again…

It’s not your fault the children can’t control themselves…[/QUOTE]
Fuck me, this site needs an enema in the worst way. Same group talking the same shit day after day. It is far too inbred around here.

I just read the last 4 pages of the Wrabbit thread. All I can say is I am disappoint.

You should all feel badly about yourselves.

Also, hi everybody!

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Fuck it. We’ve already crossed the Rubicon. It is either death now or total commitment.
There​ are no spectators here on this field! There are only the MAD and the DEAD! Which will YOU be? At the end of this GLORIOUS! RED! DAY!
Dicks out, men! FOR HARAMBE! AND LLLEEEEEEEERROOOOOOYYYY JJEEEEEENKINSSSS!
[video=youtube_share;o-JqUpfFx-E]https://youtu.be/o-JqUpfFx-E[/video]

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It occurs to me that some of you might take me seriously about calling Neal because I’m staff. I’m not serious. This is just my way of letting you know how much I missed all of you.

Bastards.

Now, to answer Lily‘s question. At 50 I have no loss of sexual appetite nor any performance issues. When I was last sexually active, I did notice that I do not have enough desire to go for a third round however.

As an aside, I listen to sports radio during the day. I have concluded that the vast majority of listeners cannot get it up based on the frequency of Erectile Dysfunction ads. It’s annoying.