[QUOTE=jnp;3041849]Fuck me, this site needs an enema in the worst way. Same group talking the same shit day after day. It is far too inbred around here.
I just read the last 4 pages of the Wrabbit thread. All I can say is I am disappoint.
You should all feel badly about yourselves.
Also, hi everybody![/QUOTE]
Quitcher bitchin and start constructively participating, then.
[QUOTE=submessenger;3041860]It’s not just sports. I listen to either KLBJ (classic rock) or The Bob (eclectic, but mostly 80’s pop) and the ED ads are overwhelming there, too. Online generic blue pills and Austin Men’s Health Clinic, often sandwiched into the breaks at top or bottom of the hour. I’m about to drive down to MoPac & Far West (45-ish minutes round trip). I’ll count the ads and report back.[/QUOTE]
I’ve heard that quite a few men go to their MDs wanting testosterone shots, too.
Well, what the hell, Joe told me he tried but got turned down because the doc told him that much test would kill him.
So, that was a miserable experiment. Still, it yielded some interesting stuff. I stuck to KLBJ for the trip. Started the truck at 1800 C.
Journey - Lovin, Touchin, Squeezin
Def Leppard - Photograph
Toto - Hold the Line
U2 - With or Without You
Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
Metallica - Master of Puppets
(arrived 1824)
Rolling Stones - Miss You
Ad - GiveMeTheVin.com
Ad - local music events
Ad - AMM Collision
Ad - Thomas J. Henry (accident attorney)
Ad - Circle K
Ad - Marble Falls Chevy Buick (save a buck on a car or truck)
Ad - Spectrum Business Internet
Ad - Juul virtue signalling
Ad - USAA
Ad - Boar’s Head
Ad - The Range at Austin
Ad - Jack in the Box
Ad - Miller Lite
Ad - Service Experts
AC/DC - Moneytalks
Lynyrd Skynyrd - Sweet Home Alabama
Ad - local events
Ad - Geico
WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER Ad - Austin Clinic for Men
Ad - Opendoor.com
Ad - Toyota
Ad - Planet Fitness
Ad - United Ag & Turf
Ad - AAMCO
Ad - Factory Mattress
Ad - Geico
Ad - Thomas J. Henry
Guns 'n Roses - Welcome to the Jungle
1901 - arrived home
Have to do the same trip on Thursday, I’ll switch to The Bob.
jnp - thanks for injecting some class back into the thread. Can I ask that you lock the thread now - don’t make me beg!
I don’t want to read anymore of Devil’s delusions or about anyone’s appendage being able to cut glass, about 60 year olds badgering their wife, vegetable abuse and the like.
Got the answers I needed on the first page 
[QUOTE=BKR;3041833]No doubt I’ve broken that “rule” in the past.
Yes, I know you are doing satire, it’s been obvious for years, one way or the other.
People who took you seriously and got all wailing and gnashing of teeth (me included, sometimes)…well, hopefully they learned a lesson. I know I did. BS.net is very educational once a person realizes it.
Yeah, and your lei tai video was about at the level of his ear-grind video, tit for tat is fair play, I guess…[/QUOTE]
I performed far better than Rudy on video. The best part was I didn’t have any sort of intense hatred for my opponents, walked in there head high, no fear. I’d have done better but I had just spent the previous year training BJJ instead of standup, and wasn’t in my previous conditioning. You can tell I’m trying to grapple rather than box, and I just got outboxed. And you can tell from how slow I was moving, but at least I knew how to FALL. LOL. Turns out Ukemi is my strongest skill after all.
My opponent totally outclassed me…West Point boxer and fellow Hung ga enthusiast, strong as fuck…the guy he fought later currently has a successful pro MMA career, so it worked out for me. If I had to fight Rashaun, I definitely might have been KO’d. He’s Godzilla without the tail… The three of us took 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the division that year.
Walked off with a nasty cut, but was never KO’d or thrown off the platform, which by the way, has seriously injured many competitors.
Especially in the olden days:
[QUOTE=BKR;3041870]I’ve heard that quite a few men go to their MDs wanting testosterone shots, too.
Well, what the hell, Joe told me he tried but got turned down because the doc told him that much test would kill him.[/QUOTE]
I worked on a project for a robotic laparoscopic invention of a local surgeon. Got him to the point he produced a video for investors. Told me I could have free viagra. Never took him up on it. Maybe someday I’ll feel the need.
A couple of months ago there’s an advertisement started running on the radio for a “men’s clinic”. It’s his.
True story.
Sadly I don’t smoke pot anymore. Prototype is one hell of a fancy roach clip.
Devil wishes he was jnp.
BKR - why did you have to bring up fight videos?
[QUOTE=submessenger;3041834]It’s some sort of doctorate, forgive me for not knowing/remembering all the little letters you want after your name. Does not detract from my point; in fact… kinda does the opposite, doncha think?[/QUOTE]
It’s a DSc, which is equivalent to a PhD in the US, or in other places like the UK, a more advanced technical degree.
No, I will not be requesting any sort of tag or name change. In fact, I fully expect you to give me a tag like “Bastard of Fine Arts” or something. You’re a scoundrel.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041876]I performed far better than Rudy on video. The best part was I didn’t have any sort of intense hatred for my opponents, walked in there head high, no fear. I’d have done better but I had just spent the previous year training BJJ instead of standup, and wasn’t in my previous conditioning. You can tell I’m trying to grapple rather than box, and I just got outboxed. And you can tell from how slow I was moving, but at least I knew how to FALL. LOL. Turns out Ukemi is my strongest skill after all.
My opponent totally outclassed me…West Point boxer and fellow Hung ga enthusiast, strong as fuck…the guy he fought later currently has a successful pro MMA career, so it worked out for me. If I had to fight Rashaun, I definitely might have been KO’d. He’s Godzilla without the tail… The three of us took 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place in the division that year.
Walked off with a nasty cut, but was never KO’d or thrown off the platform, which by the way, has seriously injured many competitors.
Especially in the olden days:
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Yes, yes, it’s OK, we understand. You gave it the old college try, and honestly, your attitude certainly was heads above Rudy’s, for sure.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041881]It’s a DSc, which is equivalent to a PhD in the US, or in other places like the UK, a more advanced technical degree.
No, I will not be requesting any sort of tag or name change. In fact, I fully expect you to give me a tag like “Bastard of Fine Arts” or something. You’re a scoundrel.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doctor_of_Science[/QUOTE]
As before, I won’t be giving you any tags that you haven’t earned.
Oh, wait, now it’s not OK to engage in satire? I seem to remember you having a different position on that, er, umm, THIS MORNING.
Have you noticed how Rudy stopped trolling the Bullshido Facebook group right after that?
Somebody had to stare him down for good. He was all like “WHO IS WRABBIT I AM GONNA FUCK YOU UP IDIOT” and I was like “Settle down, Rudy, let’s settle this like gentlemen”. It was then that I had the enlightenment moment of “fuck, this is how idiots suck you into the darkness” and decided to enter a respectable tournament of fellow Kung fu san shou folks. I never expected to do as well as I did, but there you go.
Sifu Sharif Bey patched my eye up on a table while Dr. Dale Dugas sold jow and Iron Palm videos next to me.
In retrospect, Rudy was just swinging his dick around like everybody. But the negativity he portrayed had a long-term affect on me. I promised myself I could champion ideas like “Kung Fu Does Work”, without being a little bitch about it. Succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.
It’s true guys, I am one big satire of Rudy Abel from the beginning. With a little Cy Q Faunce thrown in for the neckbeards. I would never have done any of it had I not registered here, so thank you all, from the bottom of my black heart.
And here we are…
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041884]Have you noticed how Rudy stopped trolling the Bullshido Facebook group right after that?
Somebody had to stare him down for good. In retrospect, he was just swinging his dick around like everybody.
But the negativity he portrayed had a long-term affect on me. I promised myself I could prove “Kung Fu Does Work”, without being a little bitch about it. Succeeded beyond my wildest dreams.[/QUOTE]
Thread about dying dicks becomes more Wrabbit prowess B==>
[QUOTE=submessenger;3041883]As before, I won’t be giving you any tags that you haven’t earned.
Oh, wait, now it’s not OK to engage in satire? I seem to remember you having a different position on that, er, umm, THIS MORNING.[/QUOTE]
No, it’s totally OK. Give me the tag “Bastard of Fine Arts”, I’ve definitely earned that one in addition to my Contrarian Lotus tag.
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;3041886]Thread about dying dicks becomes more Wrabbit prowess B==>[/QUOTE]
It’s true. My dick is hyperactive, like the rest of me. It works wonders in many different dimensions, Joe.
Mrs. Rabbit has to beat me off sometimes, I’m so aggressive. Yep, pun intended.
I like Rabbit’s summation of this thread - rename to ‘Broken Dicks’ plz. Then we can combine Machete’s koan thread with this too.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041709]I have a solid history of helping women out who find themselves in these unfortunate circumstances. PM me a few pics. Clothed is fine, but please, no filters.[/QUOTE]
How are you going to help her with her erectile dysfunction if she’s wearing clothes?
[QUOTE=Lily;3041880]Devil wishes he was jnp.
BKR - why did you have to bring up fight videos?[/QUOTE]
Did I now?
Somebody lock this thread!!
[QUOTE=Lily;3041903]Somebody lock this thread!![/QUOTE]
Locks don’t work against the persistent.
This is of course because man is greater than machine.
Yes you’re right.
I think everyone has got things out of their system now. Should calm down, right?