The Penis Monologues

[QUOTE=Devil;3041768]You’re a rookie. It is absolutely about owning souls. You haven’t seen what sex can be like until you’ve been there. Nothing is off the table at that point. Nothing. Once you get there, she would rather share you with other women than settle for a lesser man.[/QUOTE]

So how does one swallow a soul other than running an O train.

Teach us your wicked method, I’m sure at least one person here is dying to write it down in their own PUA booklet.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041773]You would pay for block of pixels.[/QUOTE]

It’s called disposable income. I’m sure you’ve read about it in books.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041774]So how does one swallow a soul other than running an O train.

Teach us your wicked method, I’m sure at least one person here is dying to write it down in their own PUA booklet.[/QUOTE]

Well, the first thing is that you’ve got to be a high value male. There’s no getting around that. That’s the key, and there’s no faking it. So you are disqualified right from the start. I can understand why you’ve taken up the role of sexual servant. It’s a defense mechanism and your only method for getting repeat pussy.

Are you handsome? Good genetics? Mentally strong and stable? Funny? Successful? Do you have a presence that instinctively makes people respect you - men and women alike? Do you have your shit together? Do you take care of yourself physically? Is it obvious to women that you have plenty of other options? If those are true, then having beautiful women sitting at your feet is an option for you. If they don’t apply to you, then you need to revise your expectations.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041764]Well Devil clearly is not as interested in vaginas as he is “owning souls”. And people think I’m the disturbed one. Sheesh.

I was a little hard on Gonzo last night. Jokes about pleasuring a spouse are a bit below the belt. You never know when a couple is having trouble and that shit just isn’t going to be taken humourously. Sorry, my massive penis is constantly hitting things as they fly by.

For the unaware, LLL is like Trollshido+YMAS under the umbrella of NSFW BS about penises, vaginas, and PMO. Normally it’s NHB, and it’s practically certain any conversation here is done by the thoroughly inebriated.

But, I’m trying to be softer on some of you, and Gonzo being as soft as he is, may not be ready for this level of discourse. So settle down with the psychoanalysis, Beavis, and I’ll leave your wonderful wife out of this. Out of respect, which is a LLL unicorn my friend.

Also, unless you’re good at transfinite calculus, I doubt you could have helped with my research. I’m actually way more interested in helping yours, because I’m not kidding. You write like shit and you know it. You could use an ace editor like my humble self.[/QUOTE]
Rabbit, you have no impulse control, you are insecure, and without class,

and this why people regard their encounters with you as if they had stepped in dogshit, and now have dogshit on their heel.

Making vulgar about other people’s wives is trashy whether or not they are having trouble, just like making comments about their kids, etc.

If you are capable of growing up, then do so.

If you are not, and I doubt you are given you are in your 40’s, then you clearly suffer from a mental / emotional problem.

You’re not a 12 to 16 year old learning from first time mistakes, you are a grown man.

Act like it.

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041779]Rabbit, you have no impulse control, you are insecure, and without class,

and this why people regard their encounters with you as if they had stepped in dogshit, and now have dogshit on their heel.

Making vulgar about other people’s wives is trashy whether or not they are having trouble, just like making comments about their kids, etc.

If you are capable of growing up, then do so.

If you are not, and I doubt you are given you are in your 40’s, then you clearly suffer from a mental / emotional problem.

You’re not a 12 to 16 year old learning from first time mistakes, you are a grown man.

Act like it.[/QUOTE]

You blew it again.

See this post is why I’m now going to keep making jokes about your inability to pleasure a woman.

It’s LLL, whip out what little dick you have, lay it on the table, or just walk away like a good sport.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041780]See this post is why I’m now going to keep making jokes about your inability to pleasure a woman.

It’s LLL, whip out what little dick you have, lay it on the table, or just walk away like a good sport.[/QUOTE]
I don’t mind if you shit talk to me, or about me.

Leave the civilians out of it.

Have some class, and act like a grown man.

Or get counseling and medical care.

Devil, could you show or at least describe to Gonzo where the G spot is ? Apparently he’s one of those sheltered types and his wife is in serious need of a real man.

Women want to know that other desirable women want you. They want proof that you are in demand.

Right now, I’m exclusively dating the highest quality woman I’ve ever dated. When we met, I had a legitimate harem of women that I was rotating through. Probably around eight or so women. I did not hide this from her. But when we agreed to be exclusive, I dropped them immediately. The point is that you would think this would turn her off. It did not. It did take her some time to be convinced of my loyalty, but the more important effect is that it showed her that I had value and options. This is important when building desire and respect.

[QUOTE=Devil;3041777]Well, the first thing is that you’ve got to be a high value male. There’s no getting around that. That’s the key, and there’s no faking it. So you are disqualified right from the start. I can understand why you’ve taken up the role of sexual servant. It’s a defense mechanism and your only method for getting repeat pussy.

Are you handsome? Good genetics? Mentally strong and stable? Funny? Successful? Do you have a presence that instinctively makes people respect you - men and women alike? Do you have your shit together? Do you take care of yourself physically? Is it obvious to women that you have plenty of other options? If those are true, then having beautiful women sitting at your feet is an option for you. If they don’t apply to you, then you need to revise your expectations.[/QUOTE]

So having women literally at your feet is the goal. I’m starting to think you might have someone locked in your basement.

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041781]I don’t mind if you shit talk to me, or about me.

Leave the civilians out of it.

Have some class, and act like a grown man.

Or get counseling and medical care.[/QUOTE]

I think Devil has you locked up in his basement.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041782]Devil, could you show or at least describe to Gonzo where the G spot is ? Apparently he’s one of those sheltered types and his wife is in serious need of a real man.[/QUOTE]
This proves you are a man child.

Were you ruthlessly teased as a child,

and never recovered?

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041786]This proves you are a man child.

Were you ruthlessly teased as a child,

and never recovered?[/QUOTE]

You keep avoiding the question and throwing out the usual red herrings.

Trust me, class and maturity have no power here.

When did your own penis stop working?

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041782]Devil, could you show or at least describe to Gonzo where the G spot is ? Apparently he’s one of those sheltered types and his wife is in serious need of a real man.[/QUOTE]

He could pull ten times as much pussy as you if he wanted to. I’d rather have a beer with him, and the same factors that will make a man want to have a beer with you are the factors that make a woman want to fuck. I’d rather eat a turd than have a beer with you. A human turd. In fact, I’d feel gross sharing a winning lottery ticket with you.

And nobody made vulgar comments about anyone’s wife.

I said you probably can’t make a woman cum. You’re just making it far more likely to be true by whining.

Or maybe it’s just really hard for you. Oops, that didn’t cum out right.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041789]And nobody made vulgar comments about anyone’s wife.

I said you probably can’t make a woman cum.

Or maybe it’s just really hard for you. Oops, that didn’t cum out right.[/QUOTE]
That’s better.

Make all the shit talk comments about me that you like.

[QUOTE=Devil;3041788]He could pull ten times as much pussy as you if he wanted to. I’d rather have a beer with him, and the same factors that will make a man want to have a beer with you are the factors that make a woman want to fuck. I’d rather eat a turd than have a beer with you. A human turd. In fact, I’d feel gross sharing a winning lottery ticket with you.[/QUOTE]

Conflating sexual desire with broliness. Yep it’s LLL and Devil, back together again.

Only this time, Gonzo is here to bring the whine.

[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041790]That’s better.

Make all the shit talk comments about me that you like.[/QUOTE]

I love your wife, if she was able to put up with you for so long she has to be a catch and then some… that’s a compliment.

Devil loves other people’s wives too. Probably wants to suck her soul while chained at his feet.

FYI, ONLY REGISTERED MEMBERS CAN SEE LLL.

You are in safe space, Gonzo. Chillax. Google can’t harm you here.

Reading the last 15 posts or so was like when you see the water boy run up to the varsity starters and try to hi five them but they don’t even see him standing there.

And yes, I’m admittedly neither one of the starters or the water boy. Still awkward.

Reading the last 15 posts or so was like when you see the water boy run up to the varsity starters and try to hi five them but they don’t even see him standing there.

And yes, I’m admittedly neither one of the starters or the water boy. Still awkward.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041792]I love your wife, if she was able to put up with you for so long she has to be a catch and then some… that’s a compliment.

Devil loves other people’s wives too. Probably wants to suck her soul while chained at his feet.

FYI, ONLY REGISTERED MEMBERS CAN SEE LLL.

You are in safe space, Gonzo. Chillax. Google can’t harm you here.[/QUOTE]
I really don’t care.

I have made a point to not bring up Mrs. Rabbit, nor your kids.

And when you posted a picture of your kids, and then wanted it down, I of course supported the site removing it immediately.

While it’s true, that when one breaks this rule, one eventually ends up insulting a spouse with cancer, or who has died, or someone who had a recent divorce,

more importantly, it speaks to the idea of having the balls to insult the object of your insults, whom you may have good reason to insult, but not insult people who are not participating in the situation at all.

For similar reasons, I never talk shit about you when you have been banned, because you would not be able to defend yourself in that circumstance,

and for someone to talk shit about someone not present nor able to defend themself would be cowardly in that circumstance.