[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041734]“original persona”. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 9 years.
Why can’t you ever say anything worth listening to, especially with respect to coitus.[/QUOTE]
Coitus is my area of expertise, much like reading ink blots for court appointed mental health specialists is your area of expertise.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041738]Coitus is my area of expertise, much like reading ink blots for court appointed mental health specialists is your area of expertise.[/QUOTE]
My expertise:
Lily, I’m sure your man will be fine.
While I’m here, is there anything anyone else would like to learn about sex?
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041725]Nope, not each other’s cocks.
Each other’s prowess. You wouldn’t know what the fuck that means at this stage of your crippled life.
All your best shit is in the past, right?[/QUOTE]
It all depends on how you define “best”.
I have been with my wife for 26 years.
For me, being a husband and father is the best,
and everything prior to that was just to find the right partner.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041741]It all depends on how you define “best”.
I have been with my wife for 26 years.
For me, being a husband and father is the best,
and everything prior to that was just to find the right partner.[/QUOTE]
Swell.
What is the number of the most orgasms you’ve given a women in one night? Your wife, for example, what’s her max number in one sitting. From you, I mean.
I was going to ask this of Devil, but you stuck your butt out.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041738]Coitus is my area of expertise[/QUOTE]
Sub, one would think there would be a tag for this.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041744]Sub, one would think there would be a tag for this.[/QUOTE]
He can’t prove it.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041743]Swell.
What is the number of the most orgasms you’ve given a women in one night? Your wife, for example, what’s her max number in one sitting. From you, I mean.
I was going to ask this of Devil, but you stuck your butt out.[/QUOTE]
Well, my answer is lots. But you’re asking the wrong question to begin with. Being able to make a woman orgasm is an important skill. But you can make a woman orgasm and still be a little beta boy.
You don’t want to be a selfless little orgasm donor. That just makes you a sex toy. If you want to own a woman’s soul, your sexual behavior needs to come with a healthy helping of selfishness as well. You don’t want to be her sexual servant. You want to be her sexual master. Make her work for your pleasure and strive to live up to your expectations and she will forsake her own fucking blood to come crawling back to you.
Learn sumthin, lil nigga.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041746]Well, my answer is lots. But you’re asking the wrong question to begin with. Being able to make a woman orgasm is an important skill. But you can make a woman orgasm and still be a little beta boy.
You don’t want to be a selfless little orgasm donor. That just makes you a sex toy. If you want to own a woman’s soul, your sexual behavior needs to come with a healthy helping of selfishness as well. You don’t want to be her sexual servant. You want to be her sexual master. Make her work for your pleasure and strive to live up to your expectations and she will forsake her own fucking blood to come crawling back to you.
Learn sumthin, lil nigga.[/QUOTE]
Your answer is zero?
Roger.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041747]Your answer is zero?
Roger.[/QUOTE]
I made a dozen chicks orgasm just from reading the paragraphs I wrote (counting you).
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041743]Swell.
What is the number of the most orgasms you’ve given a women in one night? Your wife, for example, what’s her max number in one sitting. From you, I mean.
I was going to ask this of Devil, but you stuck your butt out.[/QUOTE]
You pretty much just proved Devil’s point that you suffer from mental illness.
And, your mental / emotional imbalance was why I declined to work with you regarding your dissertation.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041749]You pretty much just proved Devil’s point that your suffer from mental illness.
And, your mental / emotional imbalance was why I declined to work with you regarding your dissertation.[/QUOTE]
You’re worse than mentally ill. You’re stupid. You had a choice, and blew it.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041748]I made a dozen chicks orgasm just from reading the paragraphs I wrote (counting you).[/QUOTE]
I doubt you’ve ever made a single woman orgasm once, based on your post history.
I doubt Gonzo’s done any better.
But the night is young, right?
This is not your fault Lily. Some just can’t help themselves.
Figuratively and literally.
The fact will show SOME people aren’t qualified to judge the psyches of others.
Especially if they never given another person at least, sake of argument, five.
You poser, closet homos wouldn’t even recognize a woman’s vagina if one fell out of the sky and bit you.
None of you have the real ultimate power! Sure you can make you woman fake one when she wants you to hurry up but not one of you can perform the most secret technique: Delayed Distance Death-gasm!
[QUOTE=Mr. Machette;3041760]You poser, closet homos wouldn’t even recognize a woman’s vagina if one fell out of the sky and bit you.
None of you have the real ultimate power! Sure you can make you woman fake one when she wants you to hurry up but not one of you can perform the most secret technique: Delayed Distance Death-gasm![/QUOTE]
Well Devil clearly is not as interested in vaginas as he is “owning souls”. And people think I’m the disturbed one. Sheesh.
I was a little hard on Gonzo last night. Jokes about pleasuring a spouse are a bit below the belt. You never know when a couple is having trouble and that shit just isn’t going to be taken humourously. Sorry, my massive penis is constantly hitting things as they fly by.
For the unaware, LLL is like Trollshido+YMAS under the umbrella of NSFW BS about penises, vaginas, and PMO. Normally it’s NHB, and it’s practically certain any conversation here is done by the thoroughly inebriated.
But, I’m trying to be softer on some of you, and Gonzo being as soft as he is, may not be ready for this level of discourse. So settle down with the psychoanalysis, Beavis, and I’ll leave your wonderful wife out of this. Out of respect, which is a LLL unicorn my friend.
Also, unless you’re good at transfinite calculus, I doubt you could have helped with my research. I’m actually way more interested in helping yours, because I’m not kidding. You write like shit and you know it. You could use an ace editor like my humble self.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041764]Well Devil clearly is not as interested in vaginas as he is “owning souls”. And people think I’m the disturbed one. Sheesh.
I was a little hard on Gonzo last night. Jokes about pleasuring a spouse are a bit below the belt. You never know when a couple is having trouble and that shit just isn’t going to be taken humourously. Sorry, my massive penis is constantly hitting things as they fly by.
For the unaware, LLL is like Trollshido+YMAS under the umbrella of NSFW BS about penises, vaginas, and PMO. Normally it’s NHB, and it’s practically certain any conversation here is done by the thoroughly inebriated.
But, I’m trying to be softer on some of you, and Gonzo being as soft as he is, may not be ready for this level of discourse. So settle down with the psychoanalysis, Beavis, and I’ll leave your wonderful wife out of this. Out of respect, which is a LLL unicorn my friend.
Also, unless you’re good at transfinite calculus, I doubt you could have helped with my research. I’m actually way more interested in helping yours, because I’m not kidding. You write like shit and you know it. You could use an ace editor like my humble self.[/QUOTE]
You’re a rookie. It is absolutely about owning souls. You haven’t seen what sex can be like until you’ve been there. Nothing is off the table at that point. Nothing. Once you get there, she would rather share you with other women than settle for a lesser man.