[QUOTE=Lily;3041098]How old were you when your thingy stopped working like you were used to and what did you do about it?[/QUOTE]
Nine. I took a gamble on my neighbor’s pool filter and paid the price for it.
I have a solid history of helping women out who find themselves in these unfortunate circumstances. PM me a few pics. Clothed is fine, but please, no filters.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041709]I have a solid history of helping women out who find themselves in these unfortunate circumstances. PM me a few pics. Clothed is fine, but please, no filters.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever considered posting a picture of yourself to Bullshido, like I have?
Do you have a worthy beard?
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041712]Have you ever considered posting a picture of yourself to Bullshido, like I have?[/QUOTE]
No. Why? You tryna suck this dick? I could see your ass sitting in your depressing, cluttered apartment, wearing red lipstick and jerking your tiny cock to my pictures as your fat jiggles under your soiled Freddy Krueger t-shirt.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041717]No. Why? You tryna suck this dick? I could see your ass sitting in your depressing, cluttered apartment, wearing red lipstick and jerking your tiny cock to my pictures as your fat jiggles under your soiled Freddy Krueger t-shirt.[/QUOTE]
AHAHAHAHAHA you need to take pills to make your dick hard.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041718]AHAHAHAHAHA you need to take pills to make your dick hard.
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You must have me confused with someone else.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041720]You must have me confused with someone else.[/QUOTE]
That makes sense, given your lies.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041721]That makes sense, given your lies.[/QUOTE]
Interesting statement coming from you. PShip.
Do you see what you did here, Lily?
Now they are insulting each other’s pee-pee’s…
That was a guaranteed outcome of this thread.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3041723]Do you see what you did here, Lily?
Now they are insulting each other’s pee-pee’s…
That was a guaranteed outcome of this thread.[/QUOTE]
Nope, not each other’s cocks.
Each other’s prowess. You wouldn’t know what the fuck that means at this stage of your crippled life.
All your best shit is in the past, right?
[QUOTE=Devil;3041724]I mean, it’s pretty obvious Rabbit isn’t packing any meat. Men are only that neurotic and autistic when they can’t get any pussy.[/QUOTE]
Neurosis? Autism?
God, you’re pathetic. Like a worm.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041722]Interesting statement coming from you. PShip.[/QUOTE]
That was just a new account I made because I couldn’t get into this one.
You’ve whined about this before so many cycles. This is just the latest.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041725]Nope, not each other’s cocks.
Each other’s prowess. You wouldn’t know what the fuck that means at this stage of your crippled life.
All your best shit is in the past.[/QUOTE]
Prowess??? I would bet my house that I’ve nailed more chicks in the last year than you have in your entire life, and I’d bet every one of them was higher quality than any woman you’ve ever laid a hand on without first inserting a dollar bill into her g-string.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041728]Prowess??? I would bet my house that I’ve nailed more chicks in the last year than you have in your entire life, and I’d bet every one of them was higher quality than any woman you’ve ever laid a hand on without first inserting a dollar bill into her g-string.[/QUOTE]
I’m better at sex than you. Give it up.
Bet the house, the car, the kids college funds.
Fund me.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041726]Neurosis? Autism?
God, you’re pathetic. Like a worm.[/QUOTE]
Asperger’s, maybe.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041727]That was just a new account I made because I couldn’t get into this one.
You’ve whined about this before so many cycles. This is just the latest.[/QUOTE]
That was you trying to reinvent yourself because your original persona was too embarrassing for the internet.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041729]I’m better at sex than you. Give it up.
Bet the house, the car, the kids college funds.
Fund me.[/QUOTE]
You’re a master at catching big ones with your anus, I bet.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041732]That was you trying to reinvent yourself because your original persona was too embarrassing for the internet.[/QUOTE]
“original persona”. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 9 years.
Why can’t you ever say anything worth listening to, especially with respect to coitus.
[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;3041734]“original persona”. That’s the funniest thing you’ve said in 9 years.[/QUOTE]
I bet your asshole looks like a catcher’s mitt.
[QUOTE=Devil;3041735]I bet your asshole looks like a catcher’s mitt.[/QUOTE]
Witch hazel, lidocaine, and phenylephrine.