What she said.
This thread makes me so fucking happy that my parents never had sex.
oh yes, Fes, how old were you and your mate when you walked in on her mother and the embarassed black dude?
i was 6 or 7 when it happened. it was the summer before i went into 2nd grade.
Thats fucked up! Did your friend EVER recover???
Heck, that grandmother shaving story… thats just ruined my life… its made me wonder if my own granny… oh fuck it… LALALLALA I NEVER FOUND THIS THREAD LALALA :pottytrai
HOLD ON! Truculent sheep, im gonna have to call BS on this one…
Since when have their ever been guys in porn vids? What the hell kind of porn has men in it?
LMAO.
i don’t think my friend ever recovered.
when i came back for another play date… her dad moved out.
then soon enough… her and her mom moved and i never saw her again.
and that wasn’t my grandma. it was my mother.
and i was 17 at the time.
i’ve gotta wonder if that had anything to do with my moving out at 17…
Jesus mate… i cant say I blame you… shit
no shit.
you know how most kids will come back home when they have to choose between sleeping under a bridge and going back to mom and dad?
i slept under a bridge.
my house was FUCKED.
Show it to Iscariot, and he can do a review.
He and I can then argue about the finer points of aesthetics.
Then a massive nerd derail, where you’re disturbed yet compelled by the sheer brutality of the stupidity.
And BAMN, you’re feeling better.
Right now I need a dose of amnesia and electro-shock therapy. It’s even worse than when I caught him wanking to a No Doubt video…
Surely this should be on a battered VHS tape? Unless you actually only want to hear the noises my brother makes, akin to that of a monkey with severe cramp.
Crush/pushups. That site’s gonna come in handy . . .
Though I might have gone with the Maxell UD C90 template for this application, for that true DIY look. Then again, I’m old enough to still have a bunch of them.
Fes you had an interesting childhood…
to say the least.
my mom shat out 4 boys and then stopped having babies when she had me.
you’d think that being not only the youngest BUT the ONLY girl would have made her more nurturing. that she would have showered me with love and womanly wisdom.
as soon as we came to America, she started to work and i became a latchkey kid.
Nothing’s more toxic than the relationships between sisters, mothers and aunties. It’s a coven of foul hags who keep trying to bite one another.
don’t get me started.
my family is the reason i’m as evil as i am. it’s written in my genetic code.
Female relationships baffle all men. One day all friends then the next they are worst enemies. No loyalty.
Where were you from originally?
i’m from Manila, Philippines.
from the mean streets of Tondo.
Do you know Anthony? he’s our most prominant member from the islands. How could I forget Michelle Malkin as well 