we’re all thinking it…
but you’re right. it was in poor taste.
should i delete my post?
This reminds me of a thread on SA a while back where a guy discovers that he has a half-sister of whom his father has never informed him, since she was the product of an extramarital affair. Said half-sister is also a porn star, and he had apparently been whacking it to her for years.
I don’t know if that beats yours or not, but I feel it’s relevant.
I was trying to get an album to play on Real Player and gave up. Checking his history, I found what I thought was a porn file and decided I’d play it for a laugh. (His taste in porn being quite tacky.)
Then the horror began.
Nah, I personally think being hunched over a desk and operating the computer with just one hand is rather pathetic. Plus, it’s Bullshido and we’re meant to be bastards to each other. Mind you, I’m in a relationship and she’d fucking kill me if she suspected I was looking at Cyber Grot, so I don’t.
She found this case to be hilarious, but did point out I looked rather ill after seeing it.
Can’t believe I’m going to admit this, but. . .
About a decade ago I was rummaging through my dad’s porn collection and poped in a video. It was marked something akin to “Various Amatuer Vids” Popped it in and the video came on and the guy in it looked familiar. So I watched it for a couple seconds and tried to figure out where I knew that face from. Then as the camera panned out I saw a younger version my mom topless on a bed. Then it hit me, the guy was my dad.
I immediately turned the video off, put it back, and never ventured back into my dad’s porn again. That damn 20 seconds has been permanently scarred into my brain. :icon_puke
I once walked in on my mum straddling my dad, when dad was in his 60s and mum in her 50s. Fuckers left the door ajar. I don’t think they saw me but it doesn’t matter, I’m now damaged beyond repair.
Anyone had any similar experiences?
I thank whatever deity is out there that I have never experienced such a thing.
Yeah. Came home earlier than when I told them I would be. And like you, mine had the door open to.
Why do they do that? I mean it’s not like I was even out. And it was a small house. Damn. shivers
Um… well… glad to see you have a ‘close’ family, i guess. Oh yes, Link pls
Nothing quite as graphic although I suspect I may have at one point. Not something I like to dwell on.
Go on - details! Now!
I had very loving and caring parents. They expressed their love for their children by locking the goddamn door when they were doing things that produce serial killers if witnessed.
I now realize how lucky I am . . . .
When I was sixteen, I came home and found my mom and dad going at it on the couch. I walked into the other room hiding my eyes, and said “Get a room you two.”
My dad comes charging in there to me completely nude with his manhood saluting like I was George S. Patton. He then starts yelling at me…“You can just move out then. Hows that?”
My mom is crying, about this time my older brother comes home. It went down hill from there.
He had moved out a few weeks earlier (thrown out actually) and had returned to gather the rest of his things. He walks in to the room we were in (his old room) and says “Damn, Im gone for few weeks, and the sickness really sets in. Perv.” to my dad.
My dads erection went away because all of the blood went to his head (the other one), right before he exploded. (My dad is a decorated combat Marine with very little patience for tomfoolery)
He told us both to get out before he got REALLY mad. Not wanting to grapple with my naked father, I promptly left.
Beat that bitches.
BTW, Running Dog, since you now own the part of the internet I use, can I please get more free goat porn?
Thnx.
I always lock the door. ALWAYS.
Ive got three kids that can open doors and barge in. Got to be careful.
in our house growing up… the standard practice was to turn the vent-light on and close the door after you take a shit. it was also standard practice to lock the door while you were in the bathroom. you know what i’m leading up to… i walked in on my 55 year old mother… vericosed leg up on the counter… holding her folds open and shaving her cunt.
Yuck.
Anyway, I was helping my dad clean up his father’s old barbershop (it’s been closed since the sixties, when he died), when I started snooping around. I found a few good things, like, over $1100 in silver dollars, a Sat night special, and a Springfield Model 1903 sniper rifle. Whilst looking through an old desk, I found some very explicit black and white photos of a pretty young woman, probably from the 30’s or 40’s or something. I showed my dad and a look of horror instantly came over his face as he quickly snatched the photos out of my hand. I then realized that these photos were of my grandmother in her youth. I didn’t know what to say, so I said nothing. My dad didn’t either. We’ve never mentioned them again. It was also pretty sad because my grandmother had recently died. Yeah, that’s my story.
Oh yeah, I did once find some photos of my brother and one of his friends double-teaming a sorority girl. Whatever though.
okay… i’ve got another one. i my folks took me to my friend’s apartment, as we had a play date at the park. it was about 20 years ago… so it was pretty safe to leave your kids anywhere as long as there were other kids around. so my friend Cassie (complete and total Village of the Damned blonde white girl) and i are playing… and about an hour later… she’s like… “i’m thirsty. let’s get something to drink at my house.”
so we go to her house. we grab a couple of juice packs… and she’s like… “my mom’s supposed to be home. where’d she go???”
so we both start making our way through the apartment… and as we’re going through the hallway… we hear some heavy breathing. the door to her mom and dad’s room is half open… and we take a peek inside. her mom had her legs up and she was getting freaky pounded by this huge black dude. eyes big… Cassie and i simultaneously cover our mouths to keep from screaming. we tip toe out of the hallway… and i’m like… “let’s go back to the park.”
before i could even finish what i was saying… Cassie grabs a shitload of toys… stomps through the hallway… kicks the door wide open and just starts throwing shit one by one… going “YOU BITCH! THAT’S NOT MY DADDY!”
we both ended up crying in the hallway… with a flushed naked Cassie’s mom stumbling to get her clothes on, trying to explain what she was doing… and a naked black dude, just embarassed as can be.
I bet you put THAT one in the 'ol spank bank didnt you.
This made me curse so loud [Oh shit!!!] , MOM34 came into the room to check on me.
She is now COMPLETELY disgusted with Bullshido. I told her you were a woman but it didnt help.
She’s a prude. ASk Iscariot.
geriatric cunt shaving FTW
and yeah… i put mine in the spank bank.
i’m picturing it right now as we speak.