The Most Traumatic Find Of My Life.

[fes_fsa]

@Samuel Browning

Do you know Anthony? he’s our most prominant member from the islands. How could I forget Michelle Malkin as well

i don’t know anthony.

i’m tempted to take him up on his offer for the best “Anthony’s a FatAss” joke so i could win 10 bucks to my paypal…

and i love Michelle Malkin–i read her shit in TownHall CONSTANTLY!

[Abusivemelon]

Was it not $100?

[fes_fsa]

i can’t remember.

[SpringHeeledJack]

I think AM is right. $100.

[fes_fsa]

then i better start coming up with jokes.

[Truculent_Sheep]

The Phillipines - where they know how to stab you PROPERLY.

[Iscariot]

@DAYoung

Show it to Iscariot, and he can do a review.

He and I can then argue about the finer points of aesthetics.

Then a massive nerd derail, where you’re disturbed yet compelled by the sheer brutality of the stupidity.

And BAMN, you’re feeling better.

I do need to do another review to update my signature…

And think on the revenge possibilities when you show him the aforementioned review and the discussion it generates.

@fes_fsa

my family is the reason i’m as evil as i am. it’s written in my genetic code.

You’re part English?

@oldman34

She’s a prude. ASk Iscariot.

Whoa, wait, what? Since when am I being called as an expert witness in this case?

As a point of note I only came back to this thread as it came up on a search for my name, I’ve been offline for a week, what other threads are worth me reading peoples?

[DayOfTheJackass]

“i saw my dad having sex once, that should teach me to look over my shoulder and down like that” (quotation marks used here to create distance from self…)

[Asriel]

@DayOfTheJackass

“i saw my dad having sex once, that should teach me to look over my shoulder and down like that” (quotation marks used here to create distance from self…)

Your Dad was banging away on the floor behind you?

[DayOfTheJackass]

er…yeah

[Ashe]

My great-aunt was kindly but fugly as sin: massive hunchback, frazzled greyish-white hair thinning and yet sticking out in all directions, curdled complexion, long lumpy nose, lots of hairy warts (especially on her face and neck), sunken teeth, pointy chin, squinty eyes magnified by 50s-style pointy eyeglasses, saggy shapeless breasts, pot belly, no butt, knobby hands, age spots everywhere… the works. So of course one day at the tender age of 7 I walk in on her taking a bath… and she was standing up the tub to scrub, giving me a clear view of dangling, grey-fuzzed pudenda that haunts me at random moments because it was the first adult pussy I’d seen since birth.

[Melkolmr]

Thanks a lot for that one. I think you just put me off of sex permanently.

[colonelpong2]

So Ashe, dont leave us hanging! What happened? Did you get some?

[Ashe]

Yes, but much later, from other women. The disturbing irony: when I get up in years, that shit will probably look good to me, and I may spank to sweet memory.

[alex]

@Abusivemelon

Female relationships baffle all men. One day all friends then the next they are worst enemies. No loyalty.

women have a much different sense of loyalty than guys do. I would never cheat on a girl (well maybe if i came home and jessica alba was lying on my bed wearing only christmas lights, but thats extreme circumstance) but ive been with plenty of girls who had boyfriends.