He should totally pull a Rorshach, and bust out.
Well, here he is.
Now he needs a new identity.
what ridiculous hair
[QUOTE=Alex;2617224]what ridiculous hair[/QUOTE]
I’d like to watch him pull his mask off. I bet his hair pops out like a spring.
Dont dis the hair!
The hair is running the show. Without the hair he would be NOTHING!
Asymmetrical sideburns? That is badass.
It’s too bad the prosecution can’t demand a psych evaluation unless he pleads insanity
[QUOTE=Lindz;2617236]It’s too bad the prosecution can’t demand a psych evaluation unless he pleads insanity[/QUOTE]
What? For bad hair?
[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2617241]What? For bad hair?[/QUOTE]
For dressing up in a superhero costume and macing passesby.
The hair doesn’t help his case, nor do his 22 criminal violations and restraining order filed against him:
http://www.seattleweekly.com/2011-06-01/news/the-alleged-adventures-of-phoenix-jones/
What happened to his gold ends? His hair just looks stupid without the gold tip.
And what hero has his house keys clipped to his belt loop? That’s just asking to give away your secrets.
Now comes the bit when his best friend squeezes into the spare suit and saves a baby from a runaway train to show that Fodor isn’t the real Phoenix Jones after all.
No, that dude is like 350. He ain’t foolin no one.
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2617291]And what hero has his house keys clipped to his belt loop? [/QUOTE]
This. Significant utility belt fail.
The only thing that should be on a superhero’s belt is a pair of handcuffs, zip-ties, a wrench, various powders, a ball gag, astra-glide, and fuzzy dice.
[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2617098]Jones is slang for dope dealer isn’t it?[/QUOTE]
No, slang for withdrawal symptoms.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617590]The only thing that should be on a superhero’s belt is a pair of handcuffs, zip-ties, a wrench, various powders, a ball gag, astra-glide, and fuzzy dice.[/QUOTE]
Duct tape.
And something to get rid of the DNA.
[QUOTE=thrutch;2617602]Duct tape.
And something to get rid of the DNA.[/QUOTE]
Fire.
Fire cleanses everything.
Wait, are we talking about Captain Hero?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Drawn_Together_characters#Captain_Hero
Well, pansexual’s a word I’ve never heard before.
Every day’s a school day.
I just read an article on CNN that saI’d the state is not currently pursuing charges against him, he has been released. Oh and consequently it also said he has a mma record of 11-0. So ponder that while watching that vid of him getting the shit kicked out of him with a shoe.