[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616316]Where’d he get the costume? I want me one of those.[/QUOTE]
These are probably better than Phoenix Jones’ costume.
http://www.udreplicas.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=11
They are motorcycle leathers, so they include leather, kevlar, and hard plates, and padding. They come in a variety of styles too – primed for customization into your dark, suburban avenger uniform.
The Mushy Stuff…
[QUOTE=doofaloofa;2616286]If he was a true super hero, he would have taken her in his arms, crushed her to his manley chest and smouthered her cries of ‘I’m gonn’ cut your dick off 'with hot passionate kisses[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Styygens;2616319]These are probably better than Phoenix Jones’ costume.
http://www.udreplicas.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=11
They are motorcycle leathers, so they include leather, kevlar, and hard plates, and padding. They come in a variety of styles too – primed for customization into your dark, suburban avenger uniform.[/QUOTE]
I didn’t see anything about customizing. And fuck all those guys, if I’m going with another characters look, it’s going to be Moonknight or nothing. Moon Knight FTW!
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616331]I didn’t see anything about customizing. And fuck all those guys, if I’m going with another characters look, it’s going to be Moonknight or nothing. Moon Knight FTW![/QUOTE]
I’m sorry, perhaps I mislead you. You’re going to have to customize it yourself.
You’ll need to do that in your “lair” – which should not be your mom’s basement, supervillains will figure that out too easily. Trust me, I found this out the hard way.
[QUOTE=Rivington;2616302]Ah, it’s a shoe. Well, no wonder he was terrified.[/QUOTE]
You know, the more I think about it…
The closest thing to a “superhero” in this whole affair is that woman. When the men in her party were incapacitated by the nerd’s pepper spray, she kicked off her shoes and counterattacked like a f–kin’ lioness. Definitely a keeper.
If I lived in Seattle, I’d invite her to my lair and make sweet, sweet costumes with her.
I believe in God now. Nothing this entertaining could ever happen in real life without divine intervention.
Are all the guys in Jones’ posse also superheroes? Including the guy holding the camera and the fat guy in the coat? I’d like to get involved with that. I was thinking maybe I could dress up like Jimmy Hart and shout instructions to Jones with a megaphone while he’s in action. Of course, I’d also like to get into the action as well every now and again. My signature weapons would be a gauze handwraps dipped in resin and broken glass, and after I maul my victims I would hang them from lamp posts with a spool of barbed wire.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2616344]I’m sorry, perhaps I mislead you. You’re going to have to customize it yourself.[/QUOTE]
That sounds too much like work. I ain’t tryin to do no work! I want my shit pre-customized.
This… reminds me of Defendor.
If he used a jar of angry hornets I would shit a lung.
[QUOTE=Holy Moment;2616439]IOf course, I’d also like to get into the action as well every now and again. My signature weapons would be a gauze handwraps dipped in resin and broken glass, and after I maul my victims I would hang them from lamp posts with a spool of barbed wire.[/QUOTE]
Isn’t that why Joe Son is in prison?
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616636]That sounds too much like work. I ain’t tryin to do no work! I want my shit pre-customized.[/QUOTE]
I just wanted to see if there was a guy out there who would do RLSH cusom stuff.
And fuck me there is
http://herogear.webstarts.com/jackets.html
I think I would stick with the bike gear
[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2616668]I just wanted to see if there was a guy out there who would do RLSH cusom stuff.
And fuck me there is
http://herogear.webstarts.com/jackets.html
I think I would stick with the bike gear[/QUOTE]
Are you looking for a replacement to your tie-dyed gi? I think that’s a pretty cool superhero suit all by itself.
[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2616668]I just wanted to see if there was a guy out there who would do RLSH cusom stuff.
And fuck me there is
http://herogear.webstarts.com/jackets.html
I think I would stick with the bike gear[/QUOTE]
lol… Hmm… Yeah, maybe a little work is worth it in this case…
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616740]lol… Hmm… Yeah, maybe a little work is worth it in this case…[/QUOTE]
We expect pics. It’s okay, we also expect you to wear a mask, helmet, or cowl, or something. I’d even accept Harry Potter glasses. Your secret identity will be safe.
When Reverse Wonder Woman is a real supervillain, I’ll put on a fucking cape and do what I have to. Until then, it’s crowbarring jaywalkers for me.
I put my hair up when I transform, no one can tell it’s me cause my hair is different.
[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2616668]I just wanted to see if there was a guy out there who would do RLSH cusom stuff.
And fuck me there is
http://herogear.webstarts.com/jackets.html
I think I would stick with the bike gear[/QUOTE]
Ah, if only a rlsv actually ran that website to find out the rlsh’s adresses.
[QUOTE=Styygens;2616738]Are you looking for a replacement to your tie-dyed gi? I think that’s a pretty cool superhero suit all by itself.[/QUOTE]
the tie dye gi is hitting the pubs on halloween.
(Mabye i can fight a bit of crime as well when I am out)
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616862]I put my hair up when I transform, no one can tell it’s me cause my hair is different.[/QUOTE]
I’ll stop you, Sailor Moon.
Jones is slang for dope dealer isn’t it?