His next costume should be a birthday suit.
No one wants to tackle/arrest a naked guy.
He could be The Human Streaker.
The police should have arrived to a bunch of moaning/unconsious or knee capped criminals strawn about the ground…with Phoenix Jones nowhere to be found. Maybe a “PJ” burning on the ground in the middle of the street!
[QUOTE=thorthe power;2617616]The police should have arrived to a bunch of moaning/unconsious or knee capped criminals strawn about the ground…with Phoenix Jones nowhere to be found. Maybe a “PJ” burning on the ground in the middle of the street![/QUOTE]
Or tatooed on the drunk lady’s ass.
Srsly, way cooler.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617613]His next costume should be a birthday suit.
No one wants to tackle/arrest a naked guy.
He could be The Human Streaker.[/QUOTE]
I was trying to remember what activity it was that involved people stripping naked and covering themselves in goose fat. I typed “naked and covered in goose fat” into google and the first hit was this:
Las night I went down to get a glass of water from the kitchen, as I looked out of of hall window I noticed my neighbor totally naked and covered with some kind of animal fat, she was fast asleep lying on the her lawn. Her husband was a few feet away strumming a dead goose as if it was a guitar. The thing was though, that they were quite silent and therefore were not causing any annoyance, which I suppose is great.
Maybe that was it.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617613]His next costume should be a birthday suit.
No one wants to tackle/arrest a naked guy.
He could be The Human Streaker.[/QUOTE]
That guy keeps getting arrested at baseball games. He’d have to find a way to get nakeder.
I don’t know… the real-life Human Torch didn’t last too long, in fact, none of them ever did. Like 30 seconds tops.
Need a better idea.
I’m kind of surprised that none of these wannabe super heros have been killed yet. It would only take one run in with a gang banger or drugged out guy with a knife.
I’m just wondering, if this trend continues, how long until we see a Punisher? Not sure if that would be badass, or deeply disturbing.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617703]I’m just wondering, if this trend continues, how long until we see a Punisher? Not sure if that would be badass, or deeply disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Is it badass to be arrested by the ATF because of all the bomb making supplies and revenge plans you keep in your shed?
[QUOTE=Permalost;2617718]Is it badass to be arrested by the ATF because of all the bomb making supplies and revenge plans you keep in your shed?[/QUOTE]
Kinda. Yeah.
I have to agree. The guy that does that is not to be trifled with.
Actually, if I recall, someone made Badass of the Month doing just that.
Well deserved IMO.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617703]I’m just wondering, if this trend continues, how long until we see a Punisher? Not sure if that would be badass, or deeply disturbing.[/QUOTE]
Word.
But we’re liable to get this:
Although I’m holding out for this:
Those breasticles are way too huge for that small frame. She’ll need big guns as a counterweight.
[QUOTE=Bneterasedmynam;2617612] Oh and consequently it also said he has a mma record of 11-0. So ponder that while watching that vid of him getting the shit kicked out of him with a shoe.[/QUOTE]
The CAGE does not prepare you for the STREET! Uh, I mean SHOE!
Here he is fighting Cody McKenzie, master of the almighty guillotine of doom:
Obviously, though, this proves that MMA is for fags and doesn’t work in the streets. Judging by the first video, this is teh real street lethal:
It kind of feels weird watching this scene nowadays.
[QUOTE=Super8astard;2616331]I didn’t see anything about customizing. And fuck all those guys, if I’m going with another characters look, it’s going to be Moonknight or nothing. Moon Knight FTW![/QUOTE]
dammit but I agree with you. Moon Knight is boss. He knocked Daredevil flat on his can with one punch in the Shadowland series. I don’t care who you are, that’s boss right there.
[QUOTE=Sri Hanuman;2617703]I’m just wondering, if this trend continues, how long until we see a Punisher? Not sure if that would be badass, or deeply disturbing.[/QUOTE]
If so, it would have to be Techno-Viking as Punisher. Someone already deeply bad-ass in his own right.