Serious question for you PARATROOPER.
You said that you are going to join the paras SOON.
From that we can safely assume that you are not a British Paratrooper as yet, is that correct?
Are you currently serving in another branch of the military?
Have you APPLIED to join yet?
If so, how far along is your application?
Why? What does it matter?
You are spouting off about how british para’s can kill the entire planet with their left thumb along whilst compeltely naked and with theior eyes poked out.
ARE YOU ONE?
HAVE YOU EVER WORN A GODDAMN UNIFORM (other than mcdonalds).
Just you are using your intentions of joining a high calibre military unit to push your own agenda here.
I suggest VERY strongly that you answer these questions truthfully. There are a lot of us military folks on this site and false claims of military exploits and membershio are taken more than a little seriously.
Fuck off you cunt. Believe what you want. Haven’t claimed anything other than “I’m joining”. That’s all you need to know. And I’m not going to explain myself to a cok sucking keyboard faggot like you. If you don’t like that, well, tough shit. haha
So, you confirm that you are not in fact a member, and as such DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT.
I would so love to meet you in person. Seriously.
I do know what IU’m talking about. my Dad was Para and my Grandad was. I’ve passed everything and I’m just waiting to start training.
You really wouldn’t want to meet me in person … I assure you. Not with that attitude anyway.
Dude. You are such an arrogant cock.
Standards must have dropped markedly in the british army in recent years.
Well, im off to bed. I’ll probably check in on this thread tomorrow for sheer comedy value.
worst thread ever! and no, i couldn’t stomach to read ‘your’ story paratrooper. i don’t like fiction.
This guy is a caged beast. He’s not meant for civilian life. Whoever doesn’t recognize can fuck off.
Of course he’s gonna be a para, and be the most killingest son-of-a-bitch they’ve ever seen, you cok smokers.
I’ll bite, although I shouldnt with a complete moron like yourself. My grandad was a para as well, and saw Africa, Normandy, Holland and Berlin. I only found this out through family as he would never talk about it-he would be ashamed that somebody like you was attempting to speak for a unit he served for.
what ever… WW2 yawn… i think i’ll go rent saving private ryan again and relive my war time fantasies of something that happened before i was even born. besides, everyone knows that it’s the USMC that’s leet!
harsh…and somewhat uncalled for
i bet you say that every time you get rolled too. rofl:nobodycar
Guys… let’s not lose focus.
While we will never truly agree who has the best special forces, I think we can all agree that our new buddy “paratrooper” is a ball-licking, cock-juggling, anus-punishing, cum-in-the-eye-relishing, waste of breath.
Welcome to bullshido. If you haven’t noticed this site is about putting up or shutting up. If you’re not prepared to back up your claims then kindly shut the fuck up.
You got my hopes up with a name like paratrooper, you see I’m looking to make a game based on military life, and so far the only talent you have brought to the table is looking like a total moron. The only thing you could teach me is how not to act in public. I don’t buy your story for an instant, VIDEO OR IT DIDN’T HAPPEN. Get used to reading that phrase as judging by your overall stupidity and nut grabbing, will be the only kind of response you’ll get on this site while you fabricate stories to make yourself look like a badass.
Frankly I think you’re a 16 year old kid trying to look like a badass on the internet because all the people you know in real life have either…
a) Used you as the butt to all their jokes and once picking your dignity apart got old they finally ditched you.
or
b) Kicked your ass so hard you retired to your mothers basement to spread your idiocy all about the internet in hopes that someone out there might beleive it and regrettably beleive you are cooler then you actually are.
Either way you are a sad pathetic individual who needs to read more and type less. You actually have a chance to LEARN here - don’t fuck it up.
As a side note: If there are any military individuals interested in helping me with my project PM me so I can add you to my msn, or we can play e-mail tag. I’d really appreciate it and when it gets published you’ll definately get credit.
Thanks,
here is some eye candy for you conceited:
and here’s some eyecandy for paratrooper.
or rather… brain candy
curveros: That was pretty sweet man, thanks!
you’re welcome. Semper Fi!
By “real life” you mean your life right?
I call shenanigans!!!
shenaningans!!!
They make flour for baking bread? How is that a useful H2H skill?
I did. Im still not sure how this is a useful skill in the Military.
Of course, your name is on the brochure…see “tool”
Your mother doing this during her pregnancy with you worked out so well for her, I can see why you would drink too.
Please tell me that your next words arent gonna be, “and boy did he have one cute ass!”
So I take it he did have a cute ass.
Faggot.
Right there in the bar? You could have at least gone to the bathroom for it.
Oh good, I thought you were gonna get in trouble. Nobody likes to see two fags humping.
Wouldnt he have flown at you? It being a flying kick and all…
He was humiliated that he had picked a fight with a retard.
Thanks for sharing…fag.
Boy were you horny!!!
You seem to be a fag of the highest order. Good luck in the Military, I hear they love people like you in the Navy.