wanna tell u guys a story

Now, now.

I have a tonsil infection right now and really irritable. I wish that your sisters and mother would get raped so you’d be dealing with that rather than being on the internet.

Milling? As in WINDmilling? Hmmm… OK.

Paratrooper, I think I have a good feel of where you are coming from.

You are somewhere from late teens to mid-twenties, have a fantasy of joining the paratroopers? because you think they are tough shit. I would also venture to say you yourself arent a fighter by any means, you just heard about this “milling” concept, and thought it sounded badass, and have some fantasy about Paratroopers being elite hand to hand combat soldiers. I also doubt you are “about to join” either, that doesnt mean shit. I was about to join the Navy Seals/start a company to rival Microsoft yesterday, but then I decided to go to work instead.

Milling isnt gonna work unless the other guy has the combat skills of alfalfa. Go back to your computer and fantasize about joining up some more.

Dont diss Alfalalfa… he is cooler than this guy.

Everyone neg rep that guy who started this thread.

This guy is starting to sound more and more mall ninja. This has got to be a really good troll job.

Read his other thread, its better… Or worse depending on how you look at it really.

I already have. It’s equally terrible. I subscribed to it just to watch the flames. Here it is for anyone who hasn’t seen it yet:
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=57931

Im surprised that no one has stated the obvious yet. This is a troll job.

No one could that fucking moronic in real life could they?

I’ve met people like this in real life. If you want to piss him off just turn all his threads into conversations about how royal marines are better than paras. He’ll get so mad he’ll probably top himself.

Fuck yeah! GTet to it lads!

I thought this was in order.

http://uk.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0oPca64Pzg

A video re-enactment of the original post, from the moment the krotty guy tries a flying kick, to the moment he falls down.

FANTASTIC!

Sorry for my silly ignorance about the brittish military , why are they better? just curious…

its a rivalry thing. Both love to claim to be better than the other. Like us and the australians… just the difference is we KNOW we’re better

Thank you, that story was just too good for a video to let it slip by.

hahahahhaaa. How sad. Yeah, cos I always carry a digital camera around with me incase I need to prove to some random online pricks that I really had a fight. Idiot.

If you choose not to believe me then fine. I;m not trying desperately to convince you of anything.

I agree.

Why would anyone go to the trouble of making up a story like that? To showcase their catalogue of genetic, social and martial inadequacies?