Just bin readin this site n thought I would tell u a story about Bullshido in real life. I’m Mike and I’m 25. I’m joining the Paras soon cos I’ve always been mad lol. Also, the paras do this thing called milling which is like boxing but without all the pussy ass blocking and evasion shit, just pure swinging and aggression. Look up milling if u wanna find out more.
Anyway, I was out drinking last Friday and this kid pushed in front of me at the bar. I told him to apologise and said he was out of order, but he told me to fuck off and turned his back on me. His mates were then going on about how this kid was British Karate champion and stuff cos I was mega riled up at this point. They were trying to warn me off and intimidate me. I pushed the guy hard on the back and said “outside karate boy”. He was up for a rumble and followed me out.
As soon as we were out he ran at me with a flying kick. I turned a bit and it hit my shoulder and he bounced off and landed on his arse. I ran foward and swung like mad at him as though I was milling. He cvouldn’t do anything. I caught him wth a big right hand and hit the deck. I put the boot in and said to his mates “who the fuck else wants some”. None of them dared say anything. I then started taking the piss out of Karate and asked them if Karate was so good how come I just decked a British Karate champion with wild milling swings? No answer. lol.
Anyway, I thought you’d enjoy that story. One less Karate geek who thinks he’s Van Damme on the streets lol.
One day you’ll piss off the wrong dude and wish that you payed more attention to “all the pussy ass blocking and evasion shit.”
I’m not saying that to be an internet tough guy - I’m just not sure what your story about pwning some karate dude at the bar has to do with anything more than his poor judgment and your own ego.
I did TKD a while back. It wans’t for me. It wasn’t a mcdojo but it wasn’t aggressive enough for me. Learnt some pretty good moves and the instructor wasn’t just one of these “kicks pwn all” types. He was big into restraints and locks and I learn tsome good moves. I just preffer milling now lol. Pure aggression.
Nah, all I wanted from teh guy was an apology. He started bigging himself up with the I’m a Karate champ and I’ll kick your ass. I thought I’d show him that Karate aint all that.
While I’m sure it will suffice quite well against the average Karate Champion you encounter on the street, it doesn’t work quite as well if somebody gets inside your range, thus negating any power you have on your swings. Nor does it work if somebody tackles you to the floor. Or anyone who has decent head movement.
But this is YMAS, so, let me be the (third?) to say, nice work man.
I hope someone beats the stupid out of you.
It will take them a considerable time, because you appear to have a lot of stupid.
Also, going in at 25? Are you already serving in the forces and are moving to the Paras, or have you given up a job taking meth for scientific research purposes?
I pray that happens someday, too. His “blah blah yo, lol, cuz blah blah yo, lol. and then blah blah yo, lol, im crazy cuz blah blah… and lol” made my testicles crawl up in horror.
Reason: There is about a 10:1 ratio of made-up to real, in stories like the one you just posted. Most people who post such stories are out of shape LARPers who are describing some interaction they had playing Ultima Online or whatever.
Also, if I remember correctly, they used to wear massive heavy gloves in milling.
Now, it looks like bad amateur boxing. Not sure if this is the real deal. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EjXqr2b0y4
You sound like the real deal, because at 25 you know what you are doing (like a ninja). This isn’t stupid teenage stuff, and the haters should recognize this.
I can’t believe that homo actually followed you outside. He must have thought he would win with karate. He was wrong. Dead wrong.