I refer you to this thread
http://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=49887&page=11
Now have a good life in the time it takes to open an artery with a steak knife and stop using up resources, because you won’t be around here much longer.
Which one of you was it? I want your full contact details.
If not, you’ll be hearing from my lawyer or having my cousin relieve you of the pain of being stupid.
I’m sorry, I just won’t take shit from Greese (closet homosexual, at least be out and proud) Aesopian (ripping off one of the world’s greatest intellects) or Shumagorath (puny, rips off H.P. Lovecraft, who was an okay writer)
THEY ARE THE RETARDS. IT IS IN THEIR GENES. EVEN DOWNS SYNDROME PEOPLE HAVE BETTER LUCK.
I seriously am not kidding. I once threw a candle holder at my brother and missed, it weighed enough to kill him. I once nearly used an axe on one of my best friends. I was expelled from school for that.
I have had more suffering than these gapfillers could ever imagine.
Calling me a retard is “off” as my friend Richard used to say.
I am not threatening anybody. The area dealing with inhibition in my brain is damaged.
Go read Oliver Sacks then take a degree in neurology THEN call me a retard. In fact study personally under him.
Until then, neuter yourselves.
I declare this the greatest thread ever.
When I click that link all I see is you shitting up a TD thread bitching about a typical irish childhood.
Don’t insult Irish people. Besides my ancestors were Danish, not Irish. Read “Angela’s Ashes” or go talk to my local butcher.
Shumagorath isn’t ripping off H.P. Lovecraft, he’s ripping off Marvel. Go read “The Curse of the Golden Skull” or ask my local butcher.
Okay. I’m rebuilding my comic book collection
I seriously am not kidding. I once threw a lamp at my sister and missed, it was heavy enough to kill her. I once overused a can of Axe in the locker room. I was expelled from the YMCA for that.
I have had more menopause than these gapfillers could ever imagine.
Calling me a retard is “Absolutely correct” as my friend Bob Barker used to say.
I am not threatening anybody. My brain is damaged.
Go read Oliver Twist then take a degree in Philosophy THEN call me a retard. In fact study personally under DAYoung.
Until then, neuter yourselves.
It is while reading threads like these that true connoisseurs can enjoy the mellow aftertaste of surrealism that is otherwise often hidden in martial arts related Internet based communications…
Does anyone remember the Chex Mix game? Where you were a guy in delicious cereal armor and you fought boogers with a spoon?
I’m even trying to sell a comic book character to Marvel. He can beat up Spiderman, kiss
the immortal female assassin with the Sai (can’t remember her name), keyscratch the Batcar, understand the Joker, have a laugh with the Penguin, bite the Pirahna crimeboss in the Punisher and eventually invade Falk and force the Phantom to drink Cooper’s Red Label
I slapped a hold on a jazzercise friend of mine, like Cameron Diaz showed me. He elbowed me so I increased the pressure. He then dropped to the ground choking and sputtering. I ran to get help. He couldn’t stand for about 15 mins and we had to get a doctor to see him after we’d sat him down.
Blame the people who call me a retarded crappler. We found out he had epilepsy and I could have killed him.
Don’t insult Marvel characters. Besides, my ancestors were from Warner Brothers, not Marvel, animation. Go watch “Bosko, the Talk-Ink Kid” or talk to my local animator.
I like that cartoon but I can’t remember its name.
Cameron Diaz is quite unattractive, but at least she isn’t Paris Hilton or the woman he tried to kill Andy Warhol
I think it was called Tiny Toon Adventures.
Haha just kidding. It’s from Teen Titans, when Beast Boy hits puberty and starts turning black instead of green.
My comic book character will punish all the teen Titans, except for the one who looks like a bionically enhanced Asia.