You can find where I live pretty easily if you really want to give me a try, bitch.
This thread has officially made me like MJS/Sirc, rather than my normal indifference.
I was impressed.
Sorry, I’m lost…
What is this “Van Full Of Retards” the OP refers to?
Is it a film I’m likely to see at the Sundance Festival, or, more likely, the punchline to the joke “What can’t grapple and shits up threads at 80 miles per hour?”.
Serriously, I’m almost totally convinced that someone very clever has got hold of AS’ account and is trolling us brilliantly.
To be strictly accurate, he’s ripping off Marvel ripping off Robert E. Howard.
Oops, double post.
One of the mods culled a shit load of AS’s crappy posts and put them all in a trollshido thread entitled “A Van Full of Retards”.
And there was much fucking rejoicing.
I so wanted it to be an indie film along the lines of Transamerica or some such happy shit featuring a handicapped guy who goes on a quest to learn to grapple, but instead of listening to people who try and give him sound advice, he relentlessly whines about his unfortunate lot to the point where people are so sick of his shit, they look past the disability (the one he himself can’t see past) and see the inner cumfart within him. They shun him, and he takes off cross-country in a van to search out a great man in a city that has developed a grappling art designed for gullible idiots.
Then the van he’s in crashes.
He’s roasted alive.
Over the course of six hours (it’s a long film).
On second thoughts, it would never be an indie hit.
It has summer feel-good blockbuster written all over it.
OMFG… I nearly just shit myself laughing so hard… In fact… need a poo now !
Hahahaha…that was beautiful.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdMSv4_cKU
Ignore the video.
you watched Rock Ape poo?
Ban plz.