Ha, I’ve always been here, I’ve lasted like 20 years here. I’ll always be. And a lot of those “bans” were meant to toy with me…the truth is I am still pals with some of those people you mentioned.
I was here for all of it. All of the gong saus, the BJJihad, Sheerdog, all the April Fools, Lloyd Irvin coming back from the future.
I’m the guy who trolled Rudy Abel into returning to Bullshido after he went on an off-site crusade against Bullshido by building his own websites. And no, he still hadn’t learned to laugh at himself. I’m a master of that. Maybe he’s learned that gong fu by now.
I’m the guy who battles Wikipedia to get Bullshido’s page reinstated. That ended badly for me during the Kiwi Farms vs Bullshido era, for reasons I won’t go into because it’s stupid.
The only thing that gets my goat is being falsely accused, which is something you and a few others (who aren’t here anymore) are guilty of and should apologize for.
And the reason Phrost keeps me around is because I’m the funniest guy who has ever posted here, and he’s the world’s most dangerous nerd to my multiverse’s most neurofabulous time-traveling doctor.
I had a great dream last night, I met you at a bar (you had a twin or very similar looking brother) and we decided to have a BJJ challenge roll.
You went for a single leg and, because I’m a monster football tackle, I decided to just sprawl and smash into you like David Montgomery. That stopped your momentum, and then we pretzeled up and were suddenly falling in air for what seemed like minutes.
When we landed, it was a basic stall with no progession on either side, so we decided to call it and become friends. I could see your great smile.
Then we were suddenly on the beach spraying each other with firehoses…that was a little weird.