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YouTube - Beach Invasion Fail

Umm, dave?

Lol… So much for know the landing area…

Fuck yeah.

This one’s just as evil Iama.

Not guilty mate… I’m not in the Royal Marine Commandos

I do this:

YouTube - RAF Regiment

And sometimes this:

YouTube - Royal Air Force Regiment in Afghanistan

And very rarely have to do this:

YouTube - RAF queens’ colour sqn

I could not take those guys seriously, with thier cute english accents… lol.

And very rarely have to do this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1e7YktjHMLo

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That was awesome, imagine how much time they put into practicing that.

I think about half of the guys i saw were heeling in during slow march though… :wink:

Cute english accents? What about those cute Australian accents?

Or are they less cute and more rugged?

Yup, incorrect footwork but the boots used are beeswaxed and tripple soled which means they don’t flex (much) thus its very difficult to point the toes in the slow march.

Excuses, Excuses. :wink: Need stronger feet and calves my good man!!

Slow march is a bitch without thick boots. At least they’re shiny…

You seem very familiar with combat boots…

Those boots would be great to see your reflection when applying make up or bending over.

They aren’t combat boots, they’re Parade boots… aren’t they?

Not really, I’ve been an Air Force Cadet (like scouts but better uniforms and cooler camps) for the last seven years. I own a pair of GP’s (best boots ever) and a pair of Taipans. I also have a pair of parade shoes and a pair of painted leather parade boots.

It pays to hang around RAAF stores with little feet “Fuck, no-one will fit these, want 'em Sergent?”.

Want pics? I have alot of shoes, I like shoes.

Sybs,

if you need any gucci bits of kit let me know.

… You have Gucci gear?

Yes, hook me up!!

:wink:

PM me an address, I have a couple of bits of kit you could make use of.

Wait, what are we talking about?

( i cant tell if you’re serious or not… It must be withdrawrals from cake)

Whaaaaa? You stopped eating cake Syberia? I quit eating cake for a while but I plan on eating some last night :smiley:

And why is Iama Douchebag a Douchebag?

You’re ok Sybs, you won’t need to buy batteries. :wink:

And yes I’m serious I have a few bits of military kit that you might find useful.

I’ll let others explain that… I’m far too modest to float my own skirt

Yes, i’m trying to loose a bit of fat and get fit before my RAAF application medical (which isn’t for a few months yet, not set)

So i have seriously cut down on my intake af all the good things. I’m bad at dieting though…

Maybe i’ll stard a thread about my journey to thinness… lol.

And Simio is a douche because… Well, he enjoys trolling enraging noobs and others just for fun, and has an unusual amount of stamina for it.

Everyone else is just jealous, really. :wink:

(can i have cake now?)