RATE MY DOUCHEBAGGERY

But he gave me reps so I like him, as I really am that shallow!

Yes you can have cake- did you earn it?

I appear to have managed to lose weight and eat cake this week too! Must have been training extra hard.

Yeah, he does that. Alot. Not complaining though, i can kick your ass! (my reps say so)

Yes you can have cake- did you earn it?

I appear to have managed to lose weight and eat cake this week too! Must have been training extra hard

Yay, good on you!

And no, not really. It’s like 1.30 am anyway. Where am i going to get cake now? I live in the middle of nowhere…

Now now girls this is embarrassing. There’s enough of me to go around, just take a ticket and I’ll get to you in turn lol

Now, who want’s cake first ?

Define ‘Like’…

Is that ‘I like shoes in the way girls normally like shoe’s’ like it was a religion or something…

Or

‘I like shoe’s in the way Syberia likes cake’ kinda way, in which case I advise Simio to hand over any Gucci kit and back away slowly…

Fixed that for ya!!!

Arse bandit.

Nice! Group kata.

I keep telling you mate, you have to buy me a drink first.

Half a lager, ta!!

Jing you minx you.

Wait… Where’s cake? Did someone say cake? Give, now!!

What? Oh, shoes… The normal way… I just happen to have a larger variety because i have all my normal shoes and then my cadet shoes…

How about you go jump off a ravine. Your mom told me you were a delusion of adequacy, that you like your ass filled with cock!

LOL… Looks like Fickle has a new bitch and she’s pissed off

Why use the female term? Are you being a sexist pig?!

Added to your list of crimes:

  1. Douchebaggery
  2. Ugliness
  3. Racism
  4. Homopobhia
  5. Sexism
  6. Goat rape

Er… I’m not guilty of #6.

You need to talk to Sochin on that score.

BITCH

Oh I get the two of you confused sometimes. Given that you sent me that picture of both of you in the same pair of skirt/magic pants I didn’t know who was holding the goat inside.

DRAMA QUEEN.

Rape is such an ugly word.

I’m calling the Animal Rescue society. We have much bigger problems than discrimination if we can’t even guarantee the safety of livestock.

Yes I much prefer the word non-consensual, it sounds much more elegant don’t you think ?

Dave has hair… I don’t… Dave’s about 6 inches taller than me.
I put it to you, madam, that this imaginary photo is some made up plot device to somehow discredit Mr Iwama Douchebag. I bid you good day.

DRAMA QUEEN.

Where’s that pot and kettle pic?

I like the term ‘mind control’ even better.