You know, I really think I have to agree with you. All this time, I felt that I would rather have a raging case of genital herpes rather than be an ugly, limey douchebag like Iama. But now that I think about it, I think Iama is just a lost, misunderstand soul who’s truly a nice person once you peel away the refuse of a failed, miserable life.
Level 0. The douchebag that all other douchebags are measured against to accurately determine the correct level of douchbagginess.
Stone cold man, stone cold.
I’m saying Level 3. But only because you’re hell bent on being a Douchebag.
Simio’s mine, mate. Find someone else to sweet talk into bed. Goddam Homos.
Lick you later Sybs 
Oh… and I’ll bring cake.
You’d better. Or you’re sleeping outside again.
Level 2 (because you try so fucking hard).
But as Holy Moment said, you’re a ‘sweet cute teddy bear that likes ass’.
“LIKES ASS” ???
WTF woman lol. That must make me a bi-sexual teddybear OMG - outed on Bullshido.
I thought she was talking about female ass… So you kinda just outed yourself…
'Sok though, we still love you.
I’d give you a 4. でも合気道を勉強してるんじゃん？合気道を勉強すると多分レベル一かな。
4 for sure.
Goddam it!! why is everyone rubbing in the fact I cant speak a second language today?!
walks off, swearing
Ik neuk je moeder Kontneuker Kut Kutwijf
Hal lasie vin lemise derka derka?
Is that an Team America referance?
You bastards.
TIHS THRED IZ ABUT DOUCHBEGZ STOP SHITIN IT UP
FUCK ME ITS OSAMA WHERE’S MY GAT
Well, if I start counterfeiting, I can easily elevate to level one withing a decade or so. As if our economic situation isn’t bad enough, this would probably bring the entire system down, and I wouldn’t even have to fire a single shot!
I would be THE douchebag of the twenty-first century!
Start your own thread,
so far all you have are delusions of adequacy.