This seriously has to be the biggest lie you tell yourself ever.
jesus CHRIST will you shut the fuck up
NO ONE IS IMPRESSED
NO ONE
That’s because you can’t feel it, right now.
How about this one.
tardcumfarmer
Noun.
The professional occupation of the persona known as AprilRains on the internet, specifically Bullshido.net and Kiwifarms.net
Sexually harassing female members is a bannable offense. I suggest you find another line of insults to pursue, or you’ll be taking a 6 month vacation from the site. If you argue about this, I will also ban you.
Those are her own words.
If you’re going to ban me for quoting AprilRains, just do it and get it over with.
April could clear this up pretty fast, but my guess is she wants the ban, so let’s get it on!
I don’t recall calling myself that name. It’s not a common phrase on Kiwi Farms. I think you have smashed a couple of things together and gotten it wrong. But feel free to provide a link to where I said it of myself.
I wouldn’t be especially hurt if you were banned, but it’s not something I particularly I want either. I want you to stop behaving in this disgusting fashion. I want you to stop giving free rein to your narcissism. I want you to stop lying.
You are like a thread pirate queen, here in the training sniglet thread I use your own past posts to make a real zinger, in your honor, and I get a ban threat.
EVERYONE STAY HOME! NO MORE TRAINING SNIGLETS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE! FLATTEN THE CURVE, NOW!!!
So you don’t actually have a link. You can’t actually prove your claim. And you have directly disobeyed an instruction from a member of staff. The only person on staff who is even willing to deal with your considerable bullshit, at what I’m sure is a considerable cost to his time and serenity. And this is the thanks he gets.
How many links you want? Here’s are whole threads describing the phrase you just claimed wasn’t in common use.
I learned the term from you, so there’s no backing out of this one.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/tard-cum.34822/
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/why-do…ard-cum.31148/
That’s not the expression “tardcumfarmer”. That is your invention. Your implication that I am manually masturbating people with mental shortcomings is a very crude sexual slur.
As usual, you are lazy, sloppy, and stupid.
Well technically it’s a portmanteau.
Nice Clerks reference, by the way.
Are you sure you’re not from NJ after all?
Technically it’s a lie. You made up that term and applied it to me. I never used that term. You are a liar.
You did, and when I find the post and send it privately to JNP instead of you, please try not to cry about it.
And remember I only did it at your request. Because a giver.
If you had such a post, you’d present it publicly, liar.
I did once, back in our first thread together.
I’ll find it again and your little gameplay will look a little desperate, I’m afraid.
You will find no instance of your awkward neologism in my posting history.
Yes, I use “neologism” in more than one sense with you.
You know back when I was convinced you might be a paid Macedonian troll, I actually read a lot of your posts.
If I find the offending post (in the vast pile of offensive shit you’ve posted ironic or otherwise), I might just take one for you and pretend I didn’t find it.
So I guess you win this round of Sniglet. Welcome to Level 1.
In other words, you have no proof and never had it.
You just might be the worst bluffer I’ve ever seen.
Well hopefully that means that we will get a nice 6 month break from you…
It does seem your 2nd use of this expression is directly a slap in the face of a mod that told you to not do it, then you fail to provide proof that it is something that AprilRains has said.
Not that it even really matters you should maybe not use the term even if AprilRains does or doesn’t use it.
Just take your token and go. I don’t really think I earned this, but somebody did. It’s now yours. The photo, I mean, which is good enough.
NOT BAD for winning a Snigletfest with me, aye? What you do is, at the bar you throw this down (using your phone) and anybody who can’t match has to buy a round.
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