I think just about everyone on this thread knows what a challenge coin is.
Here’s to hopin’. I was saving this one for my swan song. Might as well, end of the world and all.
hopluck
Noun.
The echoing sound inside Wood Rabbit’s lunkhead.
Son of a bitch!
That was not directed at you Rabbit. It was directed at my frustration with this situation, and also, at you.
How can you not see that none of the staff wants to ban you? That we bend over backward not to do so?
I told you months ago that once you derailed 3 threads that I would ban you. I warned you when you derailed a second thread. Then you proceeded to derail 5(!) more threads. I ignored this because I didn’t want to ban you. However, I have to take into account how disruptive you sometimes are to the forum. I get a lot of flack from members who send me PM’s asking why I have not banned you already.
One of the things that makes this seesaw merry-go-round so hard is that you have periods where you are a productive member. Even AprilRains, arguably your most critical online opponent, has tried to encourage you on occasion.
Once again, in an effort to prevent you from being banned, you have 24 hours to provide proof AprilRains used the term “tardcumfarmer” on any online medium. Failure to do so will result in a 6 month ban.
Damn it man. Every person who posts here appreciates when you post what you know. Why can’t you see we appreciate you for who you are right now? You don’t need to try to be something you are not. You are already enough.
So what you’re saying is, using the common KF terms “tard cum farmer”, “farming tard cum”, or “tard cum farming” won’t suffice?
If so, I think it’s checkmate.
I still give it a whirl, for old times sake. I’ve got a little time left.
You called me something very specific. You claimed I used that very specific term. That is what you need to prove. I would probably have stipulated that you need to prove I used it about myself, but this is jnp’s call, not mine.
Stop moving the goalposts. Stop weaseling. Stop lying.
You provide proof that AprilRains used any variation of that term with those three “words”, and you’re off the hook. You asserted in multiple threads that she used that exact term, but hey, in yet another effort to keep you around, provide proof that she used those three word in any order and you wont be banned.
In the same post?
In the same sentence?
I ask because he’s going to try to move the goalposts.
What is the sound of one rabbit tapping?
sorry
Couldn’t help myself. Low self discipline. Long day.
It might have been “milk tard cum” now that I think about it.
Was it the Ron Collins thread, the Rabbit Farms thread, the Osiris thread, or maybe a KF thread (because they all use the term constantly there)?
Easter might come early this year. Hope nobody cries about it, the Search function here no longer works, and April hid her KF posts from unregistered users recently.
If I have to actually log into KF to find this, it’ll be worse than any ban you can dream of.
All you had to do was let it go, but you couldn’t do that, maybe you can learn how to let something go in the following 6 months it will do you a lot of good.
Quick, run off with the goalposts!
Also, warn us all of the dangers of approaching the goalposts!
You’re a very bad liar. I don’t actually want you banned, but you’re not helping your case here, IMO.
I found one of the quotes. I really had to think back as to why I associated the common KF phrase “tard cum” with you, specifically. But there it is, clear as crystal.
I’ll post it tomorrow, if I feel like it.
And there go the goalposts again. You made a very specific allegation. jnp has laid down very specific criteria for substantiating it. I think that’s why you’ve more or less decided to give up, and to make excuses for your failure to back your own lip.
Don’t pretend that you don’t care either way if you are banned. Every time this has happened to you, of the many many times it has happened, I don’t know of one occasion where you didn’t beg and beg the good folks who run this place to let you back on. You have absolutely no chill.
I’m pretty sure the quote I have lines up nicely with my Sniglet.
I guess we’ll see tomorrow, won’t we.
Why not post it now, if it’s so good?
At least you’re done pretending you don’t care.
You said you wanted chill. So here we are. I’m ZPE.
In the meantime, riddle me this Barbara Gordon.
What do you call what a farmer produces?
I didn’t say I wanted chill. I just noted you don’t have any.
It’s good that you acknowledge that you have no potential.
Obviously it depends on the type of farm. It could be crops, it could be something else. Often it’s a mix of things. For a guy who likes to pretend he’s some kind of country savant, you don’t seem to know the first thing about agriculture.
Produce.
Get it?
You can clearly see here where I learned the term from you, September 10th 2017, after reading Sam’s post. SO guess technically it’s his fault for introducing us.
The drowning pumpkin says it all, tardcumfarmer.
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Yes, as I said, I used the term “tard cum”. i’ve never used the term you invented. As usual, you are cheating.
Actually, I don’t know that I typed it out. Kiwi Farms has automated word filters. “Milk” is translated to “tard cum”. Many racial and ethnic slurs are translated to other things. The intent of our word filters is to amuse the userbase. It can be fun to troll a lolcow into saying he likes Coke Zero or hash browns. (Don’t ask for the translation.)
And you used the term yet again, after you were told not to. Are you utterly intent on earning a ban again?
Stop lying. Stop cheating. Stop puffing yourself up.
Spoken like a true sore loser.