[QUOTE=Nefron;2594155]Beautiful. I met an English guy last year on the annual Belgrade Beer Fest. He said his name was Kalib or something, which in my drunken wisdom sounded a lot like Gay Lord, so I called him that. Keep in mind that I was far from elementary school at that point.
I also did break falls to impress teh ladiez.[/QUOTE]
‘Gaylord’ was something that kids used to call each other when I was at school. Later on, I discovered that it’s an actual surname (or first name sometimes). Man, I bet some of those people get it rough growing up…
Oh yeah - if you were called Hunt, it was almost a certainty that your nickname would be ‘Cunt’.
Down where I live some dude was convicted of fucking a horse.
Turns out he was inbred (parents were meant to be half brother and sister, or some such shit) and borderline retarded, with a history of being abused by his family (I did not ask whether it was sexual). He was caught when the farmer at whose farm he laboured noticed that a particularly foxy horse was becoming ‘disturbed’ and didn’t feel comfortable around humans. So allegedly he set up CCTV in the barn, and lo and behold, what should he capture? Leroy, fucking his horse.
In the nose.
WTF!!??
No, you heard me right, Leroy was (apparently) fucking the horse in the nose. Quite frankly, you’d have to be borderline retarded to put your nuts that close to a horses mouth.
So, Leroy went to prison, and what should he do when he got out?
Fuck the same damn horse in the same damn nostril.
Crazy motherfucker’s name and address was printed in the local rag. I’m pretty sure he ended up having to leave the island. ‘Leroy’ is now a derogatory term down here.
Holy shit… okay THAT I don’t know how he managed. Horses are pretty quick to toss their heads. He must have tied her head down really tight. Poor horse.
Horses breathe through their nostrils. They cannot actually breathe through their mouths.
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2594301]Holy shit… okay THAT I don’t know how he managed. Horses are pretty quick to toss their heads. He must have tied her head down really tight. Poor horse.
Horses breathe through their nostrils. They cannot actually breathe through their mouths.[/QUOTE]
Really? No way. Guess you learn something new everyday.
For the record, my info is second hand. This is what was widely reported and believed though.
“After the second attack Calico was seen ‘box walking’, or moving sideways, a common sign of stress.”
That’s weaving.
And note that the horse was upset. They remember abuse. It took me years to get my horse calm after the things he went through before I got him… He still has his moments, too. Last spring he snapped a lead rope in half and knocked down a gate. Those ropes are thick, and he’d already destroyed one gate before. D: Most of the time he’s very sweet though. I can take a nap in the pasture and not worry about getting trampled- he’ll stand guard, in fact. Or lie down and sleep too.
[QUOTE=battheo;2594315]Ok, here’s the news report. Unless the Telegraph omitted it, the ‘nostril buggery’ thing appears to have been rumour. For the ACTUAL story, see below:
The story going round your way that he buggered the horse in the nose reminds me of the legends surrounding one ‘Purple Aki’ in the North West of England.
I’d never heard of him until he stood trial in the early 2000s but apparently in some towns, he was considered to be a bogeyman-type figure that kids scared each other with stories about. Little realizing that the guy was real - and very strange indeed (though the stories of his crimes were rather exaggerated).
[QUOTE=Larus marinus;2594476]The story going round your way that he buggered the horse in the nose reminds me of the legends surrounding one ‘Purple Aki’ in the North West of England.
I’d never heard of him until he stood trial in the early 2000s but apparently in some towns, he was considered to be a bogeyman-type figure that kids scared each other with stories about. Little realizing that the guy was real - and very strange indeed (though the stories of his crimes were rather exaggerated).
That Purple Aki cartoon is awesome. I’ll be posting that, along with random quotes (‘pop or slash’) on various peoples FB tonight when drunk.
I maintain that despite the Telegraphs obvious lack of nostril sodomy, that’s what happened. And I’m half considering tracking down the facts myself.[/QUOTE]
‘MrPopNSlash’ might be a good username for some forum or other.
[QUOTE=judoka_uk;2594539]6ft 5 and 20 stone, that’s a big unit.[/QUOTE]
I know that it’s been speculated that Clive Barker based the Candyman on the myth of Purple Aki - I don’t think he’s ever actually come out and said that though…
Poor horse.
