I need to get this horror out of my system. Aren’t you the lucky ones, Bullshido?
So I have this horse, named Solomon.
He is ancient- 29 years old.
He is also a rather silly horse.
I rescued him from some meth addicts who were running a fake rescue. Basically they had starving horses, which people felt sorry for, and they always claimed the horses “just got there,” and that they needed money for food so they could nurse the horses back to health. Well, donations went into their veins and 7 horses died in one year in that hellish place. The local vet just called it “horse hell,” in fact.
Anyway, Solly up there helped me learn to walk again after my back injury. I was on a bullet train to suicideville because I was in so much pain and didn’t think I’d ever be able to do more than limp about 10 feet at a time again, so in a way he saved my life, and I figured I owed him one, so I saved his.
So I ended up with a horse, without knowing a lot about how to work with a horse. He had all of his needs taken care of, which was a bear because he’d been badly neglected. Eventually I found my horsemanship mentor, who taught me how to work with horses, and I started taking videos and posting them on YouTube so I could put them on my horsemanship blog.
One day I worked with Solomon on standing at the mounting block. I got him to the point where he would stand nice and still even if I moved 30 feet away, so long as I gave him the order to stay. This was a big accomplishment because when I first got him he would wing out and evade the block like crazy. So, I took a video.
Well he’s a horse. I don’t know when he was gelded, maybe it was when he was young, maybe it was later in life, but when he’s relaxed, he drops. When he’s relaxed and happy, well, he does what male horses do, which is whacking his willy against his belly. It’s disconcerting/horrifying the first time or two you see it, but you get over it and ignore it after a while. Whatever, he’s a horse.
Anyway he was relaxed and happy that day, which was evident in the video. I posted the video because of the progress he made. I figured I’d get a joke or two… but no, oh no… I am not a naive person, but I had no idea how MANY horse pervs were out there. Somehow one of them found my video and I guess he suggested other videos and now it’s linked to a bunch of horse cock videos. Oh my gods why is this shit on YouTube. I had to make the video private for fear of someone figuring out where he is pastured and raping him.
Yes, that actually happens to horses. Way WAAAAY more often than it should.
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No seriously WHAT THE FUCK there are apparently a shitton of people who pull their puds to horse cock videos. OH GODS WHY.
And horse rape is a big enough problem that horse people will form bands and patrol pastures if there’s a problem in their area. We had an incident in Santa Cruz last year, in fact. Poor mares.
There’s this little phrase you may hear out in the country- SSS. Means “shoot, shovel, and shut up.”
Jesus fuck, what the hell is wrong with people?
Now, in a lot of ways I’m what you would call a liberal, but I do believe in the right to bear arms, and I also believe that some people lose their privilege to be a part of the human race. Child molesters, horse rapists, serial killers, people like that? I think they just need to be put down.
What do you think? SSS, or some sorta “social reform” program. Is horse raping even something that a person can be cured of?
