Okay okay, here, this is REALLY his cock.
Small but with a lot of spunk.
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2594615]Okay okay, here, this is REALLY his cock.
Small but with a lot of spunk.[/QUOTE]
That is a nice cock.
Just remember, it’s not the size that matters…
hahaha.
[QUOTE=Larus marinus;2594156]‘Gaylord’ was something that kids used to call each other when I was at school. Later on, I discovered that it’s an actual surname (or first name sometimes). Man, I bet some of those people get it rough growing up…
Oh yeah - if you were called Hunt, it was almost a certainty that your nickname would be ‘Cunt’.[/QUOTE]
Knew a dude named Chris Hunt whose father was Mike Hunt. Legit. I never understood why he wouldn’t shorten Michael to Mick instead of Mike, but maybe he was IRL Trolldad.
Also, our school bus picked up another schools kids on the way home and there was this older hella nerdy looking guy who we found out was named Gabriel. Well, we gave him shit everyday in the way 13 and 14 year olds can muster with ammunition such as “GAY-briel”. One day he stood up near his bus stop and walked to the back of the bus where my friend was still giving him grief about him being gay because his name started with the sound “gay”. Gabriel out of nowhere picked his foot up, put the sole of his foot with as much force as he could muster into the bus window and on it’s way, collected my mate’s head. It would have been glorious had it not been my mate who just had his head nearly put through toughened glass.
I don’t think Gabriel had to deal much longer with being called gay anymore and we all learnt a valuable lesson: gay people know how to front kick.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2594637]Knew a dude named Chris Hunt whose father was Mike Hunt. Legit. I never understood why he wouldn’t shorten Michael to Mick instead of Mike, but maybe he was IRL Trolldad. [/QUOTE]
HAHAH.
There’s a Mike Hunt who sells used cars here hahah.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2594637]Knew a dude named Chris Hunt whose father was Mike Hunt. Legit. I never understood why he wouldn’t shorten Michael to Mick instead of Mike, but maybe he was IRL Trolldad.
Also, our school bus picked up another schools kids on the way home and there was this older hella nerdy looking guy who we found out was named Gabriel. Well, we gave him shit everyday in the way 13 and 14 year olds can muster with ammunition such as “GAY-briel”. One day he stood up near his bus stop and walked to the back of the bus where my friend was still giving him grief about him being gay because his name started with the sound “gay”. Gabriel out of nowhere picked his foot up, put the sole of his foot with as much force as he could muster into the bus window and on it’s way, collected my mate’s head. It would have been glorious had it not been my mate who just had his head nearly put through toughened glass.
I don’t think Gabriel had to deal much longer with being called gay anymore and we all learnt a valuable lesson: gay people know how to front kick.[/QUOTE]
You know the theory that bullying rolls downhill? i.e. big kid beats up middle sized kid to feel powerful who beats up small kid to feel powerful who beats up the cat to feel powerful (or hangs himself)…
Anyhoo - I once saw one of the ‘quiet kids’ (actually a quiet, weird, ginger kid) who seemed to have found himself at the bottom of the pyramid of hate turn around and spark the fuck out (he literally KOed him) an older kid - also a victim of bullying by kids his own age, who’d been taunting him and pushing him around for months. With one punch. He started bawling his eyes out when he woke up and became the laughing stock of the whole playground afterwards.
The first kid pretty much seemed to get left alone after that.
‘Hit him back harder’ does sometimes work, it seems. Unless they’re bullies who use boxing for evil. As some of the worst ones at my school were (I wasn’t really on their radar that much, thankfully).
By the way, Evergrey. You really do have a cute cock.
We had a girl whose name was Kim Chee.
Problem was Gabriel was a very big dude. He just looked like a nerd.
Why thank you! Don’t you just want to stroke my cock? Do you wonder… do you wonder how it would feel?
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2594652]Why thank you! Don’t you just want to stroke my cock? Do you wonder… do you wonder how it would feel?[/QUOTE]
Not really. I stroke my cock all the time. No feathers, or beak, the poor thing. Damn thing gets scared stiff, so afraid it gets that sometimes I make it sick.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2594637]
I don’t think Gabriel had to deal much longer with being called gay anymore and we all learnt a valuable lesson: gay people know how to front kick.[/QUOTE]
Oh Battlefields you should try ginger ale. Or maybe just some ginger… Skinned and carved, yep!
When I was a schoolboy of 7 or 8 I got the rep for being a crazy bully taker. Any of the older kids tried it on with any of my class mates or the smaller kids I went ape shit and became a raging ball of fur. It ended badly when a dinnerlady got in the way and the red haze was such that she got the LRLRLRL to her rotund belly. They put me in the hole for that (well, the head mistresses office)
We moved out of the area before secondry school, but I moved back to the area when I was 15. The first day back when I entered the classroom, I heard the whisper spread, ‘Its the mad one!’. No one gave me any trouble at that school!
I got bullied as a kid. Not really because of my name (Last name was Cunningham at the time, and they came up with “cutting ham.” Okay?) but because of pretty much everything else about me. I grew up in a hard town with a lot of drugs and murder and racist-ass bullshit.
Then I moved to Santa Barbara, and I’d learned how to be scary in the town I grew up in. I really didn’t get bullied much at all there. Had to kick a couple people’s asses, which I did in a totally flailing noob kind of way, but in a way that was very single-minded, furious, and without any regard for my own safety. That stopped things pretty quick, heh.
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2594652]Why thank you! Don’t you just want to stroke my cock? Do you wonder… do you wonder how it would feel?[/QUOTE]
I might stroke your cock, but it looks far too impressive to ever consider choking.
It is awfully short and thick. I’m not sure anyone could stuff that thing in their hen house.
[QUOTE=WhiteShark;2594795]It is awfully short and thick. I’m not sure anyone could stuff that thing in their hen house.[/QUOTE]
Oh no, he only gets big like that when he is excited!
Has this thread gone from horse sex horror to rooster cock humor?
[QUOTE=Permalost;2594886]Has this thread gone from horse sex horror to rooster cock humor?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2594674]I got bullied as a kid. Not really because of my name (Last name was Cunningham at the time, and they came up with “cutting ham.” Okay?) but because of pretty much everything else about me. I grew up in a hard town with a lot of drugs and murder and racist-ass bullshit.
Then I moved to Santa Barbara, and I’d learned how to be scary in the town I grew up in. I really didn’t get bullied much at all there. Had to kick a couple people’s asses, which I did in a totally flailing noob kind of way, but in a way that was very single-minded, furious, and without any regard for my own safety. That stopped things pretty quick, heh.[/QUOTE]
First read through i totally read that as cunnilingus.
[QUOTE=donoraen;2594890]First read through i totally read that as cunnilingus.[/QUOTE]
And me? I have absolutely no problem with that act, heh!