Yeah there’s this other guy in Washington named Spink who is also a horsefucker, but the horse community has his number. He might’ve fled to Canada though, I don’t remember for sure.
Shit, I’m going to teach my horse how to use a shotgun. D:<
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2593369]Yeah there’s this other guy in Washington named Spink who is also a horsefucker, but the horse community has his number. He might’ve fled to Canada though, I don’t remember for sure.
Shit, I’m going to teach my horse how to use a shotgun. D:<[/QUOTE]
LOL, well, the guy from Enumclaw was on the receiving end so to speak.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2593351]Why do you wrap a hamster in duct tape?
So it don’t burst when you fuck it.[/QUOTE]
A little bondage never hurt nobody.
Just be sure to pull off the duct tape quickly so it doesn’t sting too much.
These guys must be really terrible at masturbation, like beach balls for hands bad.
[QUOTE=Uncle Skippy;2593376]A little bondage never hurt nobody.
Just be sure to pull off the duct tape quickly so it doesn’t sting too much.[/QUOTE]
What, and let it get away? Get fucked.
[QUOTE=battlefields;2593397]What, and let it get away? Get fucked.[/QUOTE]
I must say I’m slightly dismayed about how quickly this thread turned from an apparently legitimate worry to a hamster-fetish thread.
Except Skippy… Skippy likes it.
Man that is seriously fucked up. Can’t you lock up Horse Horsington during the night or something?
[QUOTE=BKR;2593373]LOL, well, the guy from Enumclaw was on the receiving end so to speak.[/QUOTE]
He let a horse into his heart. Through his butthole.
The Mr. Hands movie.
This was (probably still is) streamed for free on YouTube.
If horses didn’t dress like sluts they wouldn’t get raped.
[QUOTE=devil;2593500]If horses didn’t dress like sluts they wouldn’t get raped.[/QUOTE]
I blame My Little Pony. This is exactly what happens when you let boys own this particular toy.
How rough are the women round there? Must be rough as a bears arse if the blokes would rather shag a horse.
[QUOTE=devil;2593500]If horses didn’t dress like sluts they wouldn’t get raped.[/QUOTE]
It’s interesting that sometimes I can’t tell if you’re being a typical jackass or if you’re making subtle criticism of the topic under discussion.
[QUOTE=Evergrey;2593348]
@Cowboy- horse fuckers don’t usually try to do it out in front of a bar, I’d imagine. They come out at night when there isn’t anyone around to shoot them in the fucking head for being horse rapists.
Also, nice horse, what discipline do you do? I do really light contact Rein Cow Horse.[/QUOTE]
We do some roping and some Cowboy Mounted Shooting.
But primarily we just go to the bar and get drunk.
[QUOTE=C0WB0Y;2593509]We do some roping and some Cowboy Mounted Shooting.
But primarily we just go to the bar and get drunk.
[/QUOTE]
So you walk into the bar together, the bartender looks at you and the horse and says “is this some kind of joke?”?
[QUOTE=jnp;2593505]It’s interesting that sometimes I can’t tell if you’re being a typical jackass or if you’re making subtle criticism of the topic under discussion.[/QUOTE]
You’re putting way too much thought into it. It’s just a joke.
[QUOTE=Cake of Doom;2593503]How rough are the women round there? Must be rough as a bears arse if the blokes would rather shag a horse.[/QUOTE]
Have you ever seen the movie teeth?? I hope that answers your question.
this is the most disturbing thread I have ever seen on Bullshido.