O Rly?

No it isn’t.

What do you call a quadruple amputee in a leaf pile?

Russell.

[SIZE=4]How did Stevie Wonder die?

-By trying to read the bumps on a cheese grater.[/SIZE]

Your presence makes this thread a Master’s thesis in comparison. And heterosexual.

Get your mouth of Bodi’s incense stick.

I’ll start chanting if you like ?

Why does Helen Keller have holes in her face? She tried eating with a fork.

What is Helen Keller’s favorite Convenience Store? WAAAWAAA

Have you seen a picture of Helen Kellers dad? Neither has she!

How do you get helen keller to keep a secret? Break her fingers

Why cant Hellen Keller drive a car? Because shes a woman.

…yes I’m a bad person

Is my presence needed here?

I don’t know,

do you know a bunch of 2nd grade level jokes, that are at least 40 years old?

I almost fell out of the primordial ooze laughing the first time I heard most of these.

Yes.

In fact, you screwed up one of my favorite jokes a few posts ago, you son of a bitch.

How so?

What do you call a guy with no arms & no legs hanging on a wall?

Do I have to?

Rasputin?

How did Helen Keller burn her ear? Answering the iron.

You’re not a bad man, you’re just misunderstood.

Exactly. If helen keller could read then she would laugh too.

Shit. Pushups again. I need to start giving out more rep.

If I give the Question more negative rep, will that count?

YES!

Who’s Helen Keller ?

Your mom.