The day is suddenly brighter.
Have you considered self-euthanasia?
Or possibly reading a Motherfucking Book once in a while?
So she isn’t an american actress ?
Don’t be fucking nasty.
Bodi-Z has just enrolled in my private one-on-one tuition. He’ll know who Helen Keller is by tomorrow.
Well, thank you Anne Sullivan.
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Will that involve buttseks ?
hopefully! ORLY?
what do you call a guy with no arms/no legs who’s waterskiing?
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a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
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a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
re-Pete
a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
re-Pete
a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
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I’m here all night for so manee lulz!!!
a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
re-Pete
a guy named Pete with no arms/no legs is sittin on a fence and he falls off, what do you call him?
re-Pete
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Probably…so I suggest you start lubing up now.
I’m sure Lily would be happy to pick up a dinosaur size strap on the fill that deep, dark, cavernous orifice you call a rectum. She just needs to make sure she’s tied into a rescue harness in case she falls in.
He’s well past that point. He likes something with a little grit in it.
What do you call an Arab man standing between two buildings?
Ali.
What do you call an Arab hairdresser?
Ali Barber.
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?
Lily
jdinca - I’m not sure whether to laugh or wonder why you think about Bodi’s ass so much.
Should we pull out the lawyer jokes?
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Just because
You fail at staying on topic.
I know…can you forgive me?