O Rly?

I’m surprised Boyd didn’t just post a fucking oversized picture of the Vatican.

Works every time


The quintessential post whore

I would, but I don’t think you can do that anymore.

Gutted

In the future may I suggest:

“What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who…”

jokes

What ?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs in a swimming pool?

Bob.

See? It’s easy once you get some sleep.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs laying in front of your house?

Matt.

:laughing4

Who ?

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs nailed to the wall?

Art.

What do you call a woman who’s four-feet tall, deaf, dumb and blind. She’s got no teeth and flat head you can rest your beer on?

Darling.

Oh and:

Outstanding

What do you call a man with no legs?

Neil

What do you call a woman with only one leg?

Ilene,

unless she’s Asian,

then it would be Irene

P.S.

What do you call a retarded obese man on wellfare?

Sensei. Now here is your 6 month contract.

You’re dumb as a box of rocks.

So is this thread

This thread slowly is driving me to the breaking point to where I would challenge all of you to a fucking Systema slap-match.

I just wasted minutes I will never get back.

DAMMIT!

Mission accomplished.