My spinning side kick has a higher force than Rogans

Yes. And a slave to the murderous Kim family regime to his grave after he defected in 1979.

Do you get all of your Korean history from TKD class?

He didn’t choose TKD over his son. He chose wealth and power, in the Communist beaurocratic sense.

Most of the rational TKD world rightly condemned his bullshit.

Verdict: pussy. Even looks like one.

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We should work on that. It’ll only hold you back, not being rude.

Mrs Rabbit qualifies as an objective observer. She knows the score, and counts the cost, 14 years running here, 23 years of blissfull marriage, 29 years together.

She married a football defensive tackle, so that says a lot.

She thinks TKD is for pussies. To her, a real man takes down another man at 20 miles per hour, and gets right back up to do it 50 more times in one night.

But she finds guys who just hit bags all day super dorky, especially the clickbait types. You’re kind of hitting that archetype.

Literally everything.

But especially Internet wanker stomping.

In ma belly.

I absorbed his Baguaquan mentality and vicious sense of humor into my DNA.

Now when I pulled off M.Bison moves in hand to hand combat, you can almost hear the background music.

Psycho Crusha!

Judo isn’t taekwondo. They don’t hand out brown belts like candy. This argument can be solved by you going to a judo school and seeing how limited you really are.

Roughly where are you located @A11? Let’s see if we can find some gyms in your area where you can test these claims?

I’m actually surprised no one on bullshido has gong sau’d him at this point. But anyway @A11 just go to a judo school and ask them if you can try to throw the brown belts and they’ll be more than accomdating.

Make sure to record as well so you can show us how wrong we all were.

He told the story proudly in an interview.

That’s how nutty he was.

He wasn’t a great martial artist. He was the Donald Trump of TaeKwonDo. He just put his name on it

He did ruin it after the 70s by forcing students to do a very impractical motion , all due to his Karate complex.

If they just Twisted their hips and punched it was Karate, so he had to do something. He made them bounce up and down.

Full disclosure: I study cults. And when I say study I mean mostly from the Egyptians down to Donald Trump’s COP (cult of personality). And then I write about how these cults sometimes endanger civilians, and by extension, civilization.

North Korea is at the top of that list. All of the rest of TKD, is just slightly below it. From there you have the entire martial arts pantheon, from Korea and Japan to Shaolin vs. Wudang, back to the Yellow Fucking Emperor of China.

I once threw my own son into TKD as a test. This was years after he’d already learned boxing and BJJ basics, but I figured what the hell. Easy belts.

By the time he got his green belt (which for the kids is a lot of work considering they would often rather play Roblox), I gave him permission to quit.

I’ve only let him quit two things: TKD, and the clarinet. He picked that up because of Squidward.

Now he chases the only thing that matters to him. Girls. He prefers European boxing over Muay Thai, San Shou, and Lethwei. But he’s young and there’s plenty of room for improvement.

He also loves to invade my office and hit the heavy bag. Imagine Mrs. Rabbit’s take on this.

That’s why I left formalized martial arts.

Worshipping dorks.

But you said you did taekwondo.

I left formal classes in 2018 after the instructor yelled at me for standing incorrectly in a horse stance.

So you don’t even really do Tae Kwon Do and haven’t for years?

This just gets more and more hilarious.

How is it relevant where I am training right now? I trained and sparred in the dojang for 4 years. Got all the colored belts.

And can yell in Korean.

You just prompted me to do my own math.
I have trained grappling on the mats for 40 years.
Now I feel old…

I did train one week in the dojang 2020 before covid broke out .

If you want to get technical.

I can do what you do, you can’t do what I do.

True or false?

False, mainly due to inexperience.

I don’t do kicks above the waist anymore, unless you count throws where my leg goes to the rear, and my top half goes down to compensate.
So, in that sense, true.