You took the jam out of my doughnut, Tommy, you did.
Alex, I wasn’t serious when I suggested you buy a wife online
I wonder if the honeymoon is over yet.
no he actually wants to have sex with her.
hey i took a girl to transformers and had sex with her after. course, she was already my girlfriend, but still. sirc just the skillz.
must have been the tea party that did him in then… And that doesn’t count anyway… girlfriends are like Leases on cars… You pay for a certain amount of millage per month, if you go over… the penalties start.
[ girlfriends are like Leases on cars… You pay for a certain amount of millage per month, if you go over… the penalties start.[/quote]
Good one…
Good one…
well… have fun, Alex.
contrary to popular belief, i’m always happy when a dumb faggot finds love.
you can always come back when she dumps you and leaves you crying in your martini glass of jizz…
and share every raunchy detail.
i’ll be waiting. 
C’mon Fes, you know Alex only drinks pints.
girl took me to a cocktail bar once. i hae recieved few looks more dissaproving than the one the effeminate bartender gave me when i asked him if they served jugs
For the American readership - a “jug” is the equivalent of a “pitcher”
Unless … Alex… you were going for some incredibly witty double entendre…
Alex sounds like a good cunt eh
i’d hit it.
…twice.
Alex is more of a “single entendre” kind of guy.
I was thinking more of a “is that spanish for vagina” kind of guy.
Nine out of ten men posting in this thread are currently not getting any from their wives…
Fuckin haters!!!
so ALex, tell us all about this lovely lady. How did you meet her?
met her when a mate of mine brought her around to my place for a party. We hit it off instantly, went dancing and hit it off even more… i didnt want to cut my mates sandwiches though so i held back, until i realised he was only in it so he could say he had a girlfriend, he didnt actually give two shits about her. Thats when I unleashed the irish charm, she told him its over, i asked permission to date his ex (in the man code you always have to ask and you always have to give permission if asked) and thats that.