seconded
I meant “happy” queer, not “homosexual” queer, just so you know. I’m glad Alex has found love.
um dude, queer means weird. gay is happy. wtf, read a book.
Alex, you need to explain to your new lady that you have a responsibility to the mouth-foaming underclass of demi-humans on the internet.
Tell her that to fully love her the way she deserves, you need a creative outlet. You need to heed the call of your muse.
That muse is banging strange girls, spewing in their panties and hanging them on door-handles and that sort of thing.
So, to recap:
1] Lie about crap
2] Bullshit girl
3] Bang other girl(s)
4] Weird stuff possibly related to above
5] Post results on intardwebz
6] Profit
(please note, all of this can be done with or without a shirt).
Hope this helps.
So when does the deadpool start? I give him 2 weeks from the day before he starts a “guess what this bitch did thread.”
Congrats Alex! I’m 4 1/2 years into it, it doesn’t have to suck.
I’d be willing to wager either:
a) Some church-going lass has turned Alex, or
b) He’s perfected his sheep-poking trolley.
He’s just happy he found a girl who believes that this:
|_________|
is six inches.
Hold on with both hands, little manboy. This kind of vision impairment doesn’t come along every day.
Good luck with your relationshit.
I am currently breaking up with a bitch after two years of dating… Fuck em in the ass and take pictures while you can, cause one day, its all going to go to pot. At least thats what I say.
32 YEARS!?!
Holy shit, and I thought Anthony and I were old?!
Don’t listen to them, Alex. True love is a rare thing and you should never let it go, even if it begs for its life and offers money.
I agree…she was pretty amazing.
Ohh!! No he dit’ent!
You still are,:toothy12:
Oh, and you’re avatar is just wrong by the way…
Gayest thread in the history of gayness, polishillusion’s mention of Tom “Of Course I’m Not Just a Closet Fag” Leykis having dragged it from really faggy down to monumentally homosexual.
I don’t speak english good. Weird happy, queer, and gay, all mean the same to me.
Ah! I see! Yoiu meant taking your leave from THIS forum, as opposed to THE forums as a whole. Thats a relief. Your scathing sarcasm is too valuable an assett for us to lose
Anyone want to start a pool on this, or would that be to petty?
Seconded…ahh the honeymoon phase.
Merino?
Lolz sheep joke.
jokes, congrats on finding a decent girl