my leave from this forum

sorry guys, but after my latest escapade theres not gonna be any more stories for an indefinite amount of time. the days of getting horribly drunk, making fun of people, failing catastrophically with women and drunkenly putting my dick in places god did not intend are, for the foreseeable future, over. they have now been replaced by me worrying about gay shit like whether the clouds will clear enough to sit in the park with my girl and watch the eclipse, and removing all the pictures of strippers from my phone.

However trading that in is a very small price to pay for the happiness i have now with the most amazing lady ive ever met. the chuckbucket is to your left.

Alex, we’ve all been pussy-whipped before. You’ll get over it. :slight_smile:

We need a few hours of Tom Leykis, stat!

Seriously, do not do stupid things. And if you do, I told you so.

queer

When someone fucks her, remember you aren’t allowed to complain.

Where’s Fes to talk some sense into this fool.

You’re kidding, right? She must have caught you posting in here and made you do this. IF you keep her, she’s going to make you give up the Muay Thai next and get a real job. Everything that they liked about you, they want to change, once they have your nuts in their purse. But sin’t love grand? As soon as she puts on a pound or two, dump her.

Ahh, delightfully misogynistic as always.

Best of luck with that, Alex. A girl is worth the work/difficulty, in my opinion.

Good on you Alex!

Enjoy it while it’s still new, and wonderful.

Cause it goes to shit really fast.

Don’t listen to them, I’ve been married 32 years and its worth it. Good luck.

Agreed. Alex, this is a good thing for yoU! But no need to leave bullshido, you can be in love and still be a bullie

(Yes, i know im about to get stomped on)

Anyone else hear the whip cracking?

who said anything about leaving bullshido? just not going to be posting sex stories here cos there probably wont be any i want to share with a bunch of internet pervs >.> unlike with previous girls who i couldnt have cared less about

lol girls are so gay.

except mine lets me out to train and cooks me tea.

Good luck Alex.

You realize that caring about other people is for fags, right?

Are you going to take her out for tea and Transformers?

Aw, so nice that you are in love…with yourself. Now you might want to actually get to know a woman beyond how she makes you feel about …YOU.

So in other words, you might actually be having sex and won’t have time to make up stories about it to mask your desperation and pain? Good for you! (but see previous post)

who took the jam out of your doughnut?