sorry guys, but after my latest escapade theres not gonna be any more stories for an indefinite amount of time. the days of getting horribly drunk, making fun of people, failing catastrophically with women and drunkenly putting my dick in places god did not intend are, for the foreseeable future, over. they have now been replaced by me worrying about gay shit like whether the clouds will clear enough to sit in the park with my girl and watch the eclipse, and removing all the pictures of strippers from my phone.
However trading that in is a very small price to pay for the happiness i have now with the most amazing lady ive ever met. the chuckbucket is to your left.
You’re kidding, right? She must have caught you posting in here and made you do this. IF you keep her, she’s going to make you give up the Muay Thai next and get a real job. Everything that they liked about you, they want to change, once they have your nuts in their purse. But sin’t love grand? As soon as she puts on a pound or two, dump her.
who said anything about leaving bullshido? just not going to be posting sex stories here cos there probably wont be any i want to share with a bunch of internet pervs >.> unlike with previous girls who i couldnt have cared less about
So in other words, you might actually be having sex and won’t have time to make up stories about it to mask your desperation and pain? Good for you! (but see previous post)
