MMA Fighter beats girlfriend, runs from police

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Not so free was it, “alpha male”?

http://www.bjpenn.com/war-machines-lawler-issues-statement-my-client-is-not-a-monster/

An attorney for Koppenhaver said his client has struggled with the response to the allegations against him.
“The hardest thing for my client is seeing the responses from the media, the public. There’s been a lot of statements on one side,” said attorney Brandon Sua. “The media has done a good job of painting my client as a monster, but my client is not a monster. He is a good guy.”
A statement would come “when the time is right,” Sua said, adding that his client did not do “anything illegal.”

Of course that is what his Lawyer is going to say. You know what fuck their is a chance the guy is innocent a very very small chance in my book but a chance.

Could you imagine trying to defend this guy?

[QUOTE=goodlun;2830997]http://www.bjpenn.com/war-machines-lawler-issues-statement-my-client-is-not-a-monster/

Of course that is what his Lawyer is going to say. You know what fuck their is a chance the guy is innocent a very very small chance in my book but a chance.

Could you imagine trying to defend this guy?[/QUOTE]

When my brother was an attorney, he told me: “I’d rather be a defense attorney for the most heinous murderers in the world than work in divorce.”
My old roommate is a public defender, and I asked him how he dealt with such things. “If I know my client is guilty, then the jury will pretty much always also figure it out.” When dealing with clearly guilty clients, he usually told them to plead as such and try and take some kind of plea bargain.
It sounds like War Machine is taken a different tact. Perhaps he’s going to insist that he had to beat, stab, and but-for-the-grace-of-whiskey-dick-rape his ex-girlfriend in self defense.

[QUOTE=TheMightyMcClaw;2831052]
It sounds like War Machine is taken a different tact. Perhaps he’s going to insist that he had to beat, stab, and but-for-the-grace-of-whiskey-dick-rape his ex-girlfriend in self defense.[/QUOTE]

maybe he’s claiming it was his evil twin, “gore machine”

He could claim it’s all a case of mistaken identity and blame it on Lloyd Irvin.

[QUOTE=Ming Loyalist;2831088]maybe he’s claiming it was his evil twin, “gore machine”[/QUOTE]

No. This is the epic bit.

Self defence.

http://fox5sandiego.com/2014/08/28/war-machine-supportesr-claim-self-defense-in-beating-of-ex-girlfriend/

“In total, the former UFC and Bellator fighter is charged with 32 Felony violations, including attempted murder, Battery by strangulation, kidnapping, sexual assault, coercion, burglary, and more.”

“War Machine is being held without bail in a Las Vegas jail and is facing up to life in prison without the possibility of parole.”

http://www.bjpenn.com/bail-denied-war-machine-charged-with-attempted-murder-facing-life-in-prison/#sthash.ZaRn4GGm.dpuf

[QUOTE=gregaquaman;2831894]No. This is the epic bit.

Self defence.
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I’ll take that epic bit and up you the neck tattoo that says “MACK” in huge letters.

[QUOTE=W. Rabbit;2832163]I’ll take that epic bit and up you the neck tattoo that says “MACK” in huge letters.

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Oh for fucks sake.

Really?

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Maybe we will get some good “felony fights” out of this ?

War Machine attempts suicide in jail:
http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/16/war-machine-suicide-attempt-jail-las-vegas

Lol. Try harder dipshit.

http://jezebel.com/christy-mack-posts-recovery-photos-is-called-a-dick-su-1647323213

Alpha Female.

Recently, she posted some photos showing her physical progress, and a group of people on the MMA Underground internet forums celebrated the occasion by calling her a whore.

Alpha? Yeah, no.

I’m curious what the note said because people will be angry if he doesn’t plead out. This could be one of those ugly game changing cases.

[QUOTE=ChenPengFi;2835636]War Machine attempts suicide in jail:
http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2014/10/16/war-machine-suicide-attempt-jail-las-vegas

Lol. Try harder dipshit.[/QUOTE]

Not even War Machine likes War Machine.

[QUOTE=It is Fake;2835644]Alpha? Yeah, no.

I’m curious what the note said because people will be angry if he doesn’t plead out. This could be one of those ugly game changing cases.[/QUOTE]

What do you mean?? How would it be a game changer??

Have you read anything? She has multiple different stories, lied to the cops, changed her story about them still being boyfriend/girlfriend, he had a key, he discovered them in bed together, she admitted she had sex with the other dude, tweeted a bunch of contradictory things and is a porn star. With the climate right now on abuse, if he gets off or gets less than 10+ years people will freak out. Instagram and twitter have made people stupid about keeping their mouths shut.

She was beaten so bad, they’ll add more to rape shield laws and try to change prior history in abuse cases.

Other than lying to the cops nothing she did was illegal and certainly not a beatable offense. There are a lot of domestic abuse cases like this one where the woman changes her story, I just see it as the game as usual rather than a game changer.

[QUOTE=Bneterasedmynam;2835678]Other than lying to the cops nothing she did was illegal and certainly not a beatable offense. [/quote] Nice little logical fallacy, what does legality and “beatable” have to do with character assassination?

There are a lot of domestic abuse cases like this one where the woman changes her story, I just see it as the game as usual rather than a game changer.
How the fuck do you do this? You read on a sixth grade level. You removed all context to type this bullshit out.
Context

the climate right now on abuse,

Problems with changing stories.

if he gets off or gets less than 10+ years people will freak out. Instagram and twitter have made people stupid about keeping their mouths shut.

This would be a game changer.

they’ll add more to rape shield laws and try to change prior history in abuse cases.

Fine. Omega Female.