Kissing My Sex Life Goodbye...

You know what they say…Karma is a bitch…

My shady landlord lost my apartment thanks to his gambling habit. I have until January 1st to make other arrangements.

On the flip side, my teacher’s master is getting old, and is evidently sick. So my teacher is flying back to the homeland to do what needs to be done. He might be gone for quite a while, and asked has asked me to take care of classes and the temple.

So…yeah…

I’m moving into the temple.

Is it a Temple Of Doom?
If so, don’t worry: you get the girl.

Word of advice : don’t go to any banquets… unless you like monkey brains.

As long as she’s not a Nazi…

Monkey brains is probably better than bundaegi.

It could have all come about differently . I would think this would be a situation you could see positively . I am assuming rent will be cheap , and the place fairly quiet at night . Two things which are lacking from my housing situation at the moment .

Can we get some pics of your new pad ?

Do they have internet in temples these days?

This thread title made me think Derauslander announcing he was getting married

You can always go Assyrian and have a bunch of Isthar priestesses around you :slight_smile:

Silkworm larvae roasted? At least that’s what google tells me…
No sex and roasted bugs? Awesome.

I’m definitely taking this positively, though there are the obvious complications. Rent will be next to non-existent, basically paying for my share of the bills, food, etc. Bonus, I’m basically living in a martial arts school. Wake up, roll out of bed, and start practicing. I’ve been wanting to devote more of my time to getting the school up and running. I’m hoping to score an interview on a local talk radio program, as well as some other ideas.

Also, it’ll give me better focus for my Seon practice. All the benefits of monasticism, without actually having to take the extra 255 vows.

Sure. There’s already some pics of the actual temple itself in the thread from when I got my instructor’s license. Once I’m all moved in, I’ll take some pics of the hermitage.

Wireless, even.

Hahahahahahaha…

Ahahahahahahahaha…

Yuka Kobayashi still isn’t responding to my emails…sob


Hai guiyz, we haz teh web now!

Roasted or fried…

Tastes like dirt.

Spicy dirt.

Money.

Except that guy’s Daoist, not Buddhist:XXmonkey:

spicydirt.com? I have gold membership to that site…

Money.
I know… I’m so money and I don’t even know it.

Except that guy’s Daoist, not Buddhist

No credit for finding a monk and a spider, but a critique because I messed up the shape of his hat? Harsh. The no sex is already making you cranky, bro:icon_tong

How about “It’s Hallowe’en and he’s dressing as a Doaist for shits and giggles?”.
Next you’re gonna tell me that Buddhists don’t celebrate All Hallows Eve…

You and me both.

I’m impressed that they have good movies over in England.

Sorry.

Actually, I’m trying to figure out what to do for practice tomorrow night.

Have half the monks dressed as angels, the other half as devils, and watch them ponder.

Turns out it ain’t about suburban couples swapping partners at sex parties…
Imagine my disappointment.

I have never been so genuinely confused about wireless 'web in my life until now.

Wait, are you not allowed to bring ladies back to the temple? 'Cause I’m thinking girls would totally be into that.

I mean, if I had a temple I’d totally use it for nefarious purposes.

His teacher is gone. The place is going to be totally his. Definitely time for some monkey business :XXmonkey: :love4: