Nice try, I’m not that gullible.
You never had a sex life to begin with.
ummmmmm, NO.
I can see your master getting back, to find your symbol all over town
He asks what’s going on and someone says “A few weeks ago…just another TKD cult. Now those damned towers are everywhere”
Note: Use of the word “cult” is for movie-quote consistency only and not meant to sand any religious orifi
Yes ! Conan reference for the win
You and every other married guy.
To all the members suggesting he use the temple as his love nest, most likely the temple has a Sangha* or congregation/community. Some of whom are likely elderly. I’m taking a guess here, but somehow I don’t think the congregation will be down with the whole templelovenest idea.
Thank you. I’ll be here to crush your pathetic fantasies all week.
*I realize the irony of using Japanese term for a Korean community. I don’t know the Korean term.
God, I miss you…
The issue is not so much bringing ladies back to the temple. We have lock-ins & stuff with the youth & college groups, so it’s not like girls aren’t allowed in the hermitage over night. It’s just well…
I mean, come on. You of all people should know I’ve already got a like billion years worth of karma to work off.
N00b.
You obviously never read the greatest training blog Bullshido has ever seen.
Sangha is Sanskrit I think. Everybody uses it. Of course, it could be Pali, and then I’d be wrong.
Thanks for the back-up.
My comment was directed at Mega Jesus Sama.
technically, while fucking inside of temple is kinda horrible faux pas and culturally wrong, if it’s consensual between two adults who are deriving pleasure and growth and no suffering from it, it’s actually not canonically completely like wrong.
Which would make it dirty , yet “ok” ?
pretty much. no real bad karma. unless his teacher sat on the spot where he made it and he didn’t say anything or something like that.
I realize that you’ve since explained what was a seeming blasphemy, but I figured I share anyway. The first night I met Errant (or Der, as he used to be known) in Annapolis, 3 Korean girls at his B-day party told me he had slept with every Korean girl in the tri-state area. He then got so drunk that he left me at one bar without realizing it until he woke up the next day. I was told that the conversation went something like this:
Der: “Crap! I just realized I left Dagon in Annapolis!”
Random Girl #1034: “Who the hell is Dagon?”
And when are you coming to Michigan J.B.? It’s getting cold up here and the women are already starting to wear more clothing.
Dagon
That is fucking awesome. We now need to get Plasma to dress up in ninja gear and raid your temple. Then me and you can go all Shaolin on his school.
If he tries to steal the secret scrolls we’d totally have to go 36 Chambers on him…
Shit I better put them back. ummm, don’t go in the temple for like 30 minutes ok?
That’s my line.
The monk hasn’t left yet.
You’re friggin dead.
He eats ninjers like they were made out of kimchi.
I so had them back 15 minutes before you made that post.