[QUOTE=submessenger;3043485]Don’t troll. [/QUOTE]
Apologies.
I forgot JNP was a mod.
And a level headed gentlemen, who generally takes the high road in a respectable fashion.
As far as I am concerned, JNP is the Dr. Huxtable of this site, and I did not mean to malign him.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043486]Apologies.
I forgot JNP was a mod.
And a level headed gentlemen, who generally takes the high road in a respectable fashion.
As far as I am concerned, JNP is the Dr. Huxtable of this site, and I did not mean to malign him.[/QUOTE]
As far as I know, jnp has never used rohypnol to lure his mates. Shame on you!
[QUOTE=submessenger;3043487]As far as I know, jnp has never used rohypnol to lure his mates. Shame on you![/QUOTE]
I have no idea what you are inferring.
And, I have no shame.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043488]I have no idea what you are inferring.
And, I have no shame.[/QUOTE]
I knew it! You’re the old greek dude on top of joe!
[QUOTE=submessenger;3043489]I knew it! You’re the old greek dude on top of joe![/QUOTE]
I love those old vases and statues.
Grappling is old.
Much, much older than Japan, which is a very late entry.
[QUOTE=submessenger;3043489]I knew it! You’re the old greek dude on top of joe![/QUOTE]
Hey you guyzzz. A little reference to that other thread is in order. What if my family ever comes across these posts?
I’m doomed. Old Uncle Joe. We knew there was something…
[QUOTE=hungryjoe;3043491]Hey you guyzzz. A little reference to that other thread is in order. What if my family ever comes across these posts?
I’m doomed. Old Uncle Joe. We knew there was something…[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=submessenger;3043489]I knew it! You’re the old greek dude on top of joe![/QUOTE]
He rapes but he does allot of good but he also rapes but he does good more than he rapes.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043486]Apologies.
I forgot JNP was a mod.
And a level headed gentlemen, who generally takes the high road in a respectable fashion.
As far as I am concerned, JNP is the Dr. Huxtable of this site, and I did not mean to malign him.[/QUOTE]
While I will not joke about the pain and suffering my friends have gone through, I am no sacred cow. Knock yourself out buddy.
I caught the Dr. Huxtable/Bill Cosby joke by the way. In poor taste, in my opinion, but whatever makes you happy.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043590]Ce la vie.[/QUOTE]
How terribly wise you are. Thanks for all the mansplaining Jeeves.
[QUOTE=jnp;3043591]How terribly wise you are. Thanks for all the mansplaining Jeeves.[/QUOTE]
Always my pleasure, JNP.
Avoid the clap, that is good advice, also.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043596]Avoid the clap, that is good advice, also.[/QUOTE]
I stopped seeing women a year ago, so that is not a problem for me right now.
[QUOTE=jnp;3043601]I stopped seeing women a year ago, so that is not a problem for me right now.[/QUOTE]
Men can also give you the clap.
Moved from: https://www.bullshido.net/forums/showthread.php?t=128202
Edit: apologies to Dr. Gonzo. I tried to make sure my post was the lead one in this thread. I left his humorous post ribbing me in the original thread.
[QUOTE=PDA;3043602]Men can also give you the clap.[/QUOTE]
Excellent point.
I knew this was coming, but posted anyway.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043607]You’re not Canadian, by any chance, are you?[/QUOTE]
No sir, born in and still in Texas.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043609]That’s exactly the kind of thing a Canadian White Supremacist would say to cover his tracks, though.
You’ll have to prove your claim to be Texan by making an acceptable smoked brisket, a chicken fried steak, and a really big burrito.[/QUOTE]
He claims being a Texan and I believe it’s proven enough from his previous words…
You see there’s nothing in Texas but steers and people who “stopped seeing women a year ago”.
It’s a bummer the Next Generation is going to be too woke to ridicule each other for saying gay things…
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043609]That’s exactly the kind of thing a Canadian White Supremacist would say to cover his tracks, though.
You’ll have to prove your claim to be Texan by making an acceptable smoked brisket, a chicken fried steak, and a really big burrito.[/QUOTE]
If there is one thing I truly despise in this world, it’s white supremacists.
I’ve been on this board since 2005. I’ve met quite a few people from here in real life, including Phrost, Omega, TEA, hungryjoe as well as a host of others who no longer post. There is photographic evidence of me attending several throwdowns in Austin over several years. I don’t think it’s a stretch to say I’ve been thoroughly vetted.
This is all just a coverup to hide the fact that, to my everlasting shame, I can’t smoke a brisket properly to save my life.
Good cull, jnp, I’ve been a little jammed up today with work and Mr. Mom stuff.
(edit) also, my brisket is pretty damned good, so I’ve been told, but it’s so much easier to just swing by Rudy’s. That said, I can school ya, if you’re down.
[QUOTE=Dr. Gonzo;3043617]That is indeed a shame.[/QUOTE]
Oh it gets worse. I can’t grill either.
Let me be clear. It’s not like I set extraneous things on fire when I grill. I am marginally passable. Can I grill par excellence? Sadly, the answer is no.
I am no good in the kitchen in general.
I can; build a house, wire a house, read blueprints, utilize geometry and trigonometry in commercial applications, use an axe with more than the standard proficiency, hunt with a bow or firearm, fish, build a shelter, survive in the woods, navigate with a compass, but I can’t cook my way out of a paper bag.
Compensation says what?