Japanese Man Marries Hentai Game Character: Need to cleanse human speces with fire

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You read it right. A very ronery Japanese guy going by user name Sal9000 has officially married a hentai game character on his Nintendo DS. (To calrify, legally married.)

http://www.afterdawn.com/news/archive/20572.cfm

http://news.cnet.com/8301-17852_3-10404956-71.html

http://videogames.yahoo.com/events/plugged-in/man-marries-a-videogame/1376577

http://www.dailytech.com/Japanese+Man+Marries+Video+Game+Character/article16953.htm

http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/asiapcf/12/16/japan.virtual.wedding/index.html

I am now planning a doomsday cult. We must either enforce the Darwin law with stricter standards, or cleanse the human race with fire.

Either way, I promise Japanese school girls.

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I’m in but I want a nice samurai, not a school girl.

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NO!!! What kind of cult do you think I’m running here?
Rules clearly specify everyone gets a Japanese school girl.

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I think this was going around a while ago, and it was revealed to be fictional.

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CNN, as well as news radio 780 WWBBM reported on it.

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News vetting isn’t what it used to be (case in point, balloon boy).

Also, CNN says that the marriage isn’t legally binding, so it very well might be some kind of marketing plea/cry for attention.

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[quote=Conde Koma;2280277]News vetting isn’t what it used to be (case in point, balloon boy).

Also, CNN says that the marriage isn’t legally binding, so it very well might be some kind of marketing plea/cry for attention.[/quote]

You know, I don’t care.
The very fact that this happened deserves cleansing by fire.
And stricter Darwinian criteria. (Which would lead to an alarmingly rapid decline of 4Chan.)

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The hell am I going to do with a Japanese school girl?

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Dunno, play magic the gathering on Nintendo DS?

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Origami?

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I guess the honeymonn will resemble most all other nights of his life.

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I wonder what the divorce or marriage counceling will be like.

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With her legs.

Ha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha.

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I don’t see why he didn’t want to marry a girl from a nice, clean game like Persona…

…nevermind.

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In order to maintain my faith in mankind, I’m convincing myself that this is some sort of cutting-edge public performance art piece and philosophical statement, and not actually someone entering a monogamous relationship with a video game.
I have to.

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Also, even if he is for realsies, is this really any more ridiculous than when nuns take “marriage” vows to Jesus Christ as they enter an order?

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Does jesus come with a wifi connection AND Mario Kart?

Obviously the nuns are sillier.

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If this can be done, dibs on TIFA!!!

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[quote=Rafael;2282321]If this can be done, dibs on TIFA!!!

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When our cult takes off, you too wll burn in the cleansing fires of “Darwin Day.”

But for the record,

And yes, the Mrs. promised this for our anniversary.

Now where was I… DEATH BY FIRE!!!