God, Japan has become so fucked up. I blame rank and seniority based hazing.
[quote=Sri Hanuman;2280248]I am now planning a doomsday cult. We must either enforce the Darwin law with stricter standards, or cleanse the human race with fire.
Either way, I promise Japanese school girls.[/quote]
Um…I beat you to it dude. You know I run a temple, right?
But surely, Sir, you are a celibate monk living on Mt. Sumeru, surrounded by naughty school girls whom by law you are not allowed to touch? (who possibly have super powers that involve transformation into sailor suits, and who inadvertentetly find themselves in awkward showering situations?) Surely?
You got everything but the celibate part right…
You’d need to have this conversation with my bisexual school girl fetish loving girlfriend.
Hm… I sense the world’s first Zen Buddhist adult film production.
“Super Terrific Iron Crotch World Saving Mecha Team: Not In The Ass Desu”
It would teach the value of sharing, friendship, locker room orgies, determination, getting good grades, overcoming difficulties while avoiding placing emphasis on material posessions and attachments, as well as the joys of iron crotch and Japanese school girls.
How can you have a girlfriend if you’re not supposed to desire anything?
Haven’t you been reading? Bi, AND has a Japanese schoolgirl fetish. A combo that can make a Rabbi eat pork.
But pork is tastier than vulva.
I don’t.
I’m obviously just making this up.
However, in college I was dating a Japanese girl. She came to visit me at work. At the time, I was working with a Korean friend and a very young and very attractive white girl.
So my girlfriend (think Rika Ishikawa level of hotness) comes and hangs out with me for a bit at work, then leaves, setting the stage for this dialogue.
White girl: I wanna steal your girlfriend.
Me: What?
White girl: Your girlfriend is hot as shit.
Friend: Waitaminute…
White girl: What? So I have a thing for Asian girls…
Friend: So you’re a white girl…
Me: Who likes Asian girls…
Friend: That’s your Asian girl fetish…
Me: Meets your white girl fetish…
Friend: And you’re girl on girl fetish…
Friend & me: IT’S LIKE THREE FETISHES IN ONE!!!
Shit, I’m starting to think fire isn’t strong enough. We’ve been using this throughout history and we haven’t gotten very far.
Yes… it seems that the more debased perverts have developed an immunity to fire, and are now marrying our Nintendo DS’s, sheep, and paralyzed women. Can we get someone with a scientist tag to help with this?
[quote=DerAuslander108;2283336]I don’t.
I’m obviously just making this up.
However, in college I was dating a Japanese girl. She came to visit me at work. At the time, I was working with a Korean friend and a very young and very attractive white girl.
So my girlfriend (think Rika Ishikawa level of hotness) comes and hangs out with me for a bit at work, then leaves, setting the stage for this dialogue.
White girl: I wanna steal your girlfriend.
Me: What?
White girl: Your girlfriend is hot as shit.
Friend: Waitaminute…
White girl: What? So I have a thing for Asian girls…
Friend: So you’re a white girl…
Me: Who likes Asian girls…
Friend: That’s your Asian girl fetish…
Me: Meets your white girl fetish…
Friend: And you’re girl on girl fetish…
Friend & me: IT’S LIKE THREE FETISHES IN ONE!!![/quote]
I think that you just explosively filled my head with illusions and desires.
Saya Irie in schoolgirl uniform being kimura’d by Anna Ohura in teacher’s outfit = ultimate anti-zen
Uh oh who rang Der’s doorbell.
That’s Saaya Irie.
Not Saya.
I hang my head in shame.
Isn’t Anna Ohura a fatty?
YOU ARE THE WORST OTAKU EVA!!!
Now that I think about it, a public funeral was held for Raoh of Hokuto No Ken fame, so I think Japan was already long-gone.
No, she’s the one with the DD size chest. I wasn’t aware if she recently gained weight. Depending on how much… I’m still game.
I’m a notorious chubby chaser.
YOU ARE THE WORST OTAKU EVA!!!
That, sir, is up to debate.
I challenge you to a nerd-off!!!