YouTube - Kinji-Te, the Forbidden Fist of the Ninja
Oh yeah, Ashida Kim demonstrates how to repeatedly kill a guy to death (and rip his balls off through his pants)…
No, but it is wrong of you to call her a honky bitch. You make the rest of us look bad. I really don’t have any respect for you right now.
Push-ups
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
DerAuslander108 is doing pushups?
Holy shit.
Holy fucking shit.
Shut the fuck up.
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YouTube - Self Defense Tips & Techniques for Women : How the Horse Stance Works in Women’s Self Defense
YouTube - Advanced Self Defense Moves for Women : Getting Out of a Sleeper Hold for Women’s Self Defense
facepalm
That asian chick is cute, and she looks like she rly believes in the shit she is spouting out.I volunteer to teach her the error of her ways by grapplereapeowning her.Quick, donate muneez to fly me over kntxbai.
You must defeat her Horse Stance™ to stand a chance against her.
:deadhorse
She can ride me ANYTIME!
Only if you also want Lucas in a 3-some. :besos:
“Expert village”, go figure. They should rename those videos “How to get raped”.
No, dude, they are perfect anti-rape techniques.
Can you stay stiff while laughing? I fuckin’ can’t.
dude, when did you ever have any respect for me? hate to burst your bubble, because i know your a venerated individual around here, but i care less for your opinions about me, or anybody else, than any other person on this board.
but, i wont shit up a thread full of funny. we can take it to pm if you want.
ok, i cant be pushed, see it works! i can’t be pulled either, (no dude, you gotta pull me like this or it doesn’t work)
fucking brilliant!
It’s not just the technique, it’s the whole package. I thought the point of compliance was to make the display look good! This fails even as larping.
[quote=white_kimbo;2240088]ok, i cant be pushed, see it works! i can’t be pulled either, (no dude, you gotta pull me like this or it doesn’t work)
fucking brilliant![/quote]
Wait. There’s moar.
“You cannot be pushed into a van or pulled into a room or a bed or some place you don’t wanna go.”
God damn it she is so cute.
“Just drop into this basic horse stance and it will save your life”
I want to stalk her and gong sau with her.Make me some muneez plz.
This thread is giving me a powerful urge to punch women in the face. Is that wrong?
In the long term, you’ll be saving their lives.
the horse stance lady is pretty good looking. don’t fuck it up for us. if you must, take it out on the big hipped booj woman. she’s doable, not pretty.