Is this the worst MA instruction video ever?

Ok, first up an apology if this has been talked about before. I did a search and looked through the videos but I found nothing.

Anyway, I found this ‘gem’. I know there are a shit ton of crappy MA LARP fest videos out there but this still stood out. Everything about it is just so awful I find it difficult to believe it’s not a joke. It claims to be done for expert village and is in fact posted from that account. I’ve seen a couple of vaguely decent videos from them in the past but if this is for real they obviously have no quality control at all.

Anyway, here it is. Can it be for real? Really?

YouTube - Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Leg Attack Ninjutsu Technique

Wow. Not as bad as the breaking-a-bat-with-your-forearm or kick-flip-the-knife-into-your attacker video, but definitely up there.

Those WERE jokes though.

Wow, a ninjutsu instructor who’s not a white guy.

Wait for Brinns DVDs then you will have a clear winner.

Hey, I’ve already signed up for his correspondence course.

I will be a MASTER of Shartmart BrinnJitsu, soon.

sambo steve… please remove your vids from expert village…

Someone has to provide a balance for all the unbelievable crap on there.

Plus, if it gives Steve some extra business, I’m all for it.

I think any state that bans MMA competitions, should have their legislature forced to watch this type of vid, and be told “YOU created this-- now you fix it!”

They need to SEE what their “well-intended laws” are doing!

well, it’s a viable technique if a shitty ninja using a shitty lunge punch series attacks you.

i recommend that you go to your local booj, sign a 4 year contract, and wait until you are a nidan before you make your final assessment of the craptasticness of it all.

What if the attacker is well versed in chain punches? This really is the only fault that I can see…Great vid…

I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that it doesn’t look any different in “real time” than in demonstration time.

Seems he has been busy…

Thumbchoke:

YouTube - Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Ninjutsu Thumb Choke Technique

Intense Wrist Bending:

YouTube - Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Wrist Bending Technique in Ninjutsu

Deadly Head Strike:

YouTube - Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Side Strike to Head Ninjutsu Technique

Scary Ninjas Bio off youtube:

Anthony Lucas has been involved in Budo since the mid 1980s. Mr. Lucas was recently promoted to 7th Dan in April of 2007. He is currently the head instructor(Shidoshi) and founder of the Bujinkan Koteda…

is it wrong of me to think that the nintard honky bitch is doable?

There’s a lot of women in the world that are “doable.” Nothing wrong with it.

In that last vid, I love how he says “and now in real time…real slow”.

As always I ran this video past my wife, who has no training in any martial art. I enjoyed her completely untutored observation: “Shouldn’t the fact that the girl falls a different way every time he does it clue him into the fact that he might not be what’s making her fall?”

MrGalt,

Sadly, untrained people can often make more practical observations than a lot of people who are “trained”.

A 7th dan that can’t even make a fully compliant uke ‘demo’ properly is abysmal.

Yes; there’s nothing good about taking advantage of the mentally handicapped.

Personally I don’t like the way she does the whole “this is my serious face, I’m doing my serious face because this is serious” thing the whole time.