[quote=beardedtaco;2239709]MrGalt,
Sadly, untrained people can often make more practical observations than a lot of people who are “trained”.[/quote]
I’m not trained in anything but even to me, taking your eyes off your standing opponent to punch them in the thigh (with your face about a foot from their free hand) seems batshit insane…
I like how she jerks back roughly a second after he pretends to hit her. Reminds me of soap opera fights
Ho-leeeee shiiiiiit, boy, ho-leeeeeeeee shiiiiit.
What’s next, wristlocking the uke’s foot while they’re still standing? Stopping a roundhouse by uppercutting their ankle mid kick? Summoning a giant yakuza frog with a tanto from the aether in order to do battle for them?
[SIZE=2]Here’s their web site:
http://www.kotekidojo.com/instructor.html
“[/SIZE] [SIZE=3][SIZE=2]In March of 2005, Anthony passed the Godan test in Japan, and in March of 2006 he was promoted to 6th Dan. Anthony has been to Japan, 07, 08 and recently 2009. Currently holds a 9th Dan.”
So he got promoted at least one Dan grade per year for the last 4 years? I guess his checks keep clearing.
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[quote=Yoj;2239710]A 7th dan that can’t even make a fully compliant uke ‘demo’ properly is abysmal.[/quote] I can’t even say “Compliant uke is compliant.”
Compliant uke is not compliant.
In order to be truely compliant, compliant uke must know what is going on. Compliant uke is confused. If only there were some method to ensure that compliant uke knows which way to move…some method without words…some method where they could just ‘feel’ how they are supposed to move…
thinks
Nope, I got nothin. Must not exist.
[quote=ironcastknight;2239791]Ho-leeeee shiiiiiit, boy, ho-leeeeeeeee shiiiiit.
What’s next, wristlocking the uke’s foot while they’re still standing? Stopping a roundhouse by uppercutting their ankle mid kick? Summoning a giant yakuza frog with a tanto from the aether in order to do battle for them?[/quote]
Knife disarm by spinning roundhouse kick.
Its like he took Uchi-Mata…and then raped it.
Wow, it really says something when the defense looks implausible during a compliant drill.
[quote=Evil Solvalou;2239712]
Personally I don’t like the way she does the whole “this is my serious face, I’m doing my serious face because this is serious” thing the whole time.[/quote]
Then how the fuck would you know she was serious?
DID YOU THINK ABOUT THAT, SMART MAN?
It’s not the worst one…this on could perhaps get the title…
YouTube - Women’s Self Defense for Rear Assaults : Women’s Self Defense Neck Break
[quote=lee roy brown;2239898]It’s not the worst one…this on could perhaps get the title…
YouTube - Women’s Self Defense for Rear Assaults : Women’s Self Defense Neck Break[/quote]
That’s not so much bad as completely fucking ridiculous. Then again, one never knows when they’ll be in a life or death bear hugging situation against an opponent who’ll just kneel down and let someone break their fucking neck without an iota of resistance towards, y’know, being murdered and shit.
:laughing4
made my day
Oh noes! t3h_h34dly knuckle-strike to the back of the hand! Followed by the crippling wristlock, which you let go of (??? and they hold still?) when you break their neck!
I had no idea that the bear hug could be so easily broken. Thank you blond bimbo.
lol, she should try that with a real bear hug, where they grab lower, pick you up and crush the air out of your lungs.
the secret is she lacks some deodorant…the smell than makes the attacker suicidal.
[quote=lee roy brown;2239898]It’s not the worst one…this on could perhaps get the title…
YouTube - Women’s Self Defense for Rear Assaults : Women’s Self Defense Neck Break[/quote]
I like how she totally doesn’t have the voice for shit like this.
“Okay, start by breaking the lock with a fingerlock. Now, were totally going to break this guy’s neck, so it only for self defense. Don’t play along with stuff like this umkay.”
[quote=galois;2239428]Anyway, here it is. Can it be for real? Really?
YouTube - Advanced Ninjutsu Techniques : Leg Attack Ninjutsu Technique[/quote]
So the worst martial arts instruction you’ve ever seen is from a Bujinkan guy. I’m shocked. Really. Shocked.
[quote=lee roy brown;2239898]It’s not the worst one…this on could perhaps get the title…
YouTube - Women’s Self Defense for Rear Assaults : Women’s Self Defense Neck Break[/quote]
Dude, that video is so bad, even the youtube commentators, which are normally fucking idiots, are calling it out as being 1000% bullshit.
YouTube - Women’s Self Defense Against Frontal Attacks : Self Defense Against Two Hand Chokes
What about this one? Break their knee whilst you’re getting strangled?
WTF? Is she regularly getting assaulted by guys with McDonalds coffee stirrers for bones?
This woman is going to get someone killed.