I think i need more parties and meaningless sex.

I’m going to be leaving for the air force in about a year or so, most likely.

I’ve only ever had sex with one girl, but i’ve had alot of sex with her. Everytime i was in the mood, i’d call her up instead of going to try and get in some strange slut’s pants. Plus she knew exactly what i liked. Oh man.

I’ve only been to a handful of parties, but thats because i don’t really dig the whole party thing. The last two parties i went to were awesome.

Anyway, i think i need to sleep around more. Which sounds weird, i know, but i think it’d help with my self confidence. A few years ago i was a pimp, now i’m geeky and can’t flirt to save my life.

What do you guys think?

Also, i miss my ex, Ashley, alot. We broke up in april, and i’m still all OMG EMO about it. What. The. Fuck?

Make sure to wear a rubber. Or at least pull out.

Question:

Does the Rubber Guard in sex prevent conception?

Double Question:

When will moose start acting like a man? He doesn’t have to actually BE a man, but acting like one would be nice.

If it keeps you from making shitty threads like this, I say go for it!

Oh no, it certainly won’t.

Obviously i’d get too attached, and then bam!

Shitty thread time.

Sleeping around is nice and all, but serial monogamy is where it’s AT. You hit a good rhythm, you have great sex, and when someone moves or whatever and you break up, you get to practice flirting and barhopping. Then when you land a girl, you don’t have to do that stupid, dangerous, and expensive crap anymore, and you can just stay home and have great sex, which is free (except for condoms/birth control).

I like shitty threads. Quality threads put too much pressure on me to make worthwhile posts.

In time, Marc, you’ll learn to make shitty posts even in the best of threads. It takes much practice.

Moose, it’s called meaningless sex for a reason.

Oh, what the hell am I talking about. If it’ll bring you closer to your own self-actualization, go for it.

well yes, but i’m 17, and undeniably i’ll read too much into it.

FUCK

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK

this whole GODDAMN thread is one big CP fest…

FUCK

Bitch, 17 is legal in t3h michigan.

Attaboy, moose. Early start.

Also, when you find yourself in line for some more monogamy, I suggest hooking up with an Asian girl. They come from a sexually repressed culture, so when you break them out of that little shell they go FUCK WILD. A lot of them want to have sex very, very often, and they like to try a whole bunch of new stuff at the slightest mention. Trust me, I’ve been around. I have the worst case of yellow fever you’ve EVER seen.
Also, they tend to be really nice personally, when not having passionate agressive sex with you, and a lot of them are awesome cooks.

Go Asian!

Little piece of advice, always and I mean always play the rubber guard, no cloth grappling can be dangerous and injury’s are waiting everywhere and even systema death touch. Also make sure you can play the rubber guard a couple of times, you never know… first you hit it of with this girl in the bathroom and before you know she has to leave the party because “she has to work” and you find yourself taking care of her friend and you don’t wana play the gable grip only do you?

Also make sure you don’t drink too much, because it makes it hard to finish (for me) and the girls are thankfull for the first two orgasms after that most of them don’t care anymore and unless you plan on staying over night you would have been “better off” by staying home and jerking to some lesbian porn.

Okay, we get it. Teenagers/children will continue to post, “How do grow up?” threads on the internet.

You’re 17 dude. You should be trying to fuck anything that’s moving too slow. You should be attempting to singlehandedly drive Trojan’s stock prices upwards of ten percent.

For the most part, I’ve been a serial monogamist my whole life, but even I sowed my wild oats during my late teenage years/early twenties. Get out there and find out what you like. As much as you liked the previous girl’s adroitness, odds are there’s some girl out there who has that tenfold.

Besides, getting your heart crushed makes you a better person as long as you can get past it. Be discerning or be a man-whore. Either way, get out there and try to find lucky lady number two.

Fixed

PS: Ever seen a jellous asian girl? Those are sneaky mean heartless bitches … but always worth a quick visit. :icon_twis

Jnp, that is the best advice i’ve ever heard in my life.

we can probably let this thing die now.

I think they are not done making you wish you had never started this thread.

die? Like your flaccid cock@the moment of truth?!?

You fukkhead, just don’t root for the Detroit Lions and your life will be just fine.

srsly, I reccommend you just try to be a good dude, partying and acting like Lohan, McConahaguey, Hilton and crew is totally overrated.