I’m going to be leaving for the air force in about a year or so, most likely.
I’ve only ever had sex with one girl, but i’ve had alot of sex with her. Everytime i was in the mood, i’d call her up instead of going to try and get in some strange slut’s pants. Plus she knew exactly what i liked. Oh man.
I’ve only been to a handful of parties, but thats because i don’t really dig the whole party thing. The last two parties i went to were awesome.
Anyway, i think i need to sleep around more. Which sounds weird, i know, but i think it’d help with my self confidence. A few years ago i was a pimp, now i’m geeky and can’t flirt to save my life.
What do you guys think?
Also, i miss my ex, Ashley, alot. We broke up in april, and i’m still all OMG EMO about it. What. The. Fuck?
Sleeping around is nice and all, but serial monogamy is where it’s AT. You hit a good rhythm, you have great sex, and when someone moves or whatever and you break up, you get to practice flirting and barhopping. Then when you land a girl, you don’t have to do that stupid, dangerous, and expensive crap anymore, and you can just stay home and have great sex, which is free (except for condoms/birth control).
Also, when you find yourself in line for some more monogamy, I suggest hooking up with an Asian girl. They come from a sexually repressed culture, so when you break them out of that little shell they go FUCK WILD. A lot of them want to have sex very, very often, and they like to try a whole bunch of new stuff at the slightest mention. Trust me, I’ve been around. I have the worst case of yellow fever you’ve EVER seen.
Also, they tend to be really nice personally, when not having passionate agressive sex with you, and a lot of them are awesome cooks.
Little piece of advice, always and I mean always play the rubber guard, no cloth grappling can be dangerous and injury’s are waiting everywhere and even systema death touch. Also make sure you can play the rubber guard a couple of times, you never know… first you hit it of with this girl in the bathroom and before you know she has to leave the party because “she has to work” and you find yourself taking care of her friend and you don’t wana play the gable grip only do you?
Also make sure you don’t drink too much, because it makes it hard to finish (for me) and the girls are thankfull for the first two orgasms after that most of them don’t care anymore and unless you plan on staying over night you would have been “better off” by staying home and jerking to some lesbian porn.
Okay, we get it. Teenagers/children will continue to post, “How do grow up?” threads on the internet.
You’re 17 dude. You should be trying to fuck anything that’s moving too slow. You should be attempting to singlehandedly drive Trojan’s stock prices upwards of ten percent.
For the most part, I’ve been a serial monogamist my whole life, but even I sowed my wild oats during my late teenage years/early twenties. Get out there and find out what you like. As much as you liked the previous girl’s adroitness, odds are there’s some girl out there who has that tenfold.
Besides, getting your heart crushed makes you a better person as long as you can get past it. Be discerning or be a man-whore. Either way, get out there and try to find lucky lady number two.