How NOT To Do SPM

Got a DVD conversion coming of a guy who was run off of Bullshido with his ass on fire. Check the “What Do You Have Against WC” Mega Thread … last 10 pages pretty much says it all.

It’s none other than John Rockwell, a.k.a. jay cummins (How he types it), Jay Rockwel, Tao Yin Lee, Lam Tong Long and who the Hell knows how many other avatars.

Jay’s in Newcastle, UK, along with his pole smoking, butt bandit buddy, Steve Kwan, a.k.a. geordiesteve. These two boneheads got taken down big time by a minor Bullshido investigation … one of the forum members is holding back some additional lies he uncovered … waiting for Jay and/or Kwan’s return.

Jay sends me near daily Email heckling the Maryland Throwdown video clips. He particularly likes telling me I can’t fight and know nothing … and disses groundcontrolba as a “fatty with no skills.”

Since Jay likes to play critic I’m going to allow Bullshido members to take a look at this fukwit boxing air (Performing a SPM Set) and let the subsequent comments ride as they will. Turn about is only fair play.

If anyone can host about 1 - 3 minutes of video for 2 - 3 days I would be appreciative of being contacted … BambooTempleUSA@aol.com. That should be more than enough time for interested or curious Bullshido members to see Jay’s spastic chicken on acid performance. I am most curious as to what the Boxers, MMA, and MT peeps have to say.

Email it to me. Bullshido at Gmail dot com . (Spelled out to avoid spam crawlers).

I can also host it samfoo@gmail.com

guess samfoo wants ssssssspam

Thanks, Lord Phrost MOD and samfoo … soon as the DVD gets here I’ll contact you on it.

Check the Email addy you posted MOD GOD … might be an easier way to do it.

Shit … got this error message when I tried to Email you Phrost:

The following problems occurred while processing your request:

Bullshido at Gmail dot com - This address is too long. Addresses are a maximum of 16 characters.

Your mail has not been sent. Please correct the problems listed and try again.

Replace the spaces and the “at” with a @ and the “dot” with a dot.

Got it … test message attempt.

Meh. Gmail has decent spam filtering, and I don’t use it for anything important anyway (I have a business account for anything that’s not personal).

www.megaupload.com

250 MB’s per file, free, and you don’t have to register.

Thanks Dude … unfortunately … I’m a compute 'tard. Legal - medical research and word processor is it for me.

You may have to get rid of a few pop up advertisements. There’s so much spam advertising, it’s hard to see what you have to click, but that’s how they keep it free.

Near the upper right corner there is a button that says “Browse…”. Click it, then find your video and select it.

Then look a few inches down the screen where it says “Please enter a meaningful file description” and type a few words about the vid.

Just to the right of this text box is a little check box that says “I accep the terms”. Check it.

Just below the check box is a button that says “Send”. Click it and it will automatically uplaod the file. It may take a few minutes and you will see a little progress bar to the left.

When it is done uploading the video, it will make a hyperlink where the “Browse…” button used to be. It gives the URL to the video. Just give people that URL and they can watch the video.

I’m looking forward to seeing this video

Jay brought it on himself … his big debut is going to happen. I do so hope he enjoys “lurking” and getting an eye full of the “hoots” and “laughter” … :rolleyes:

Hey John, you could try to upload a video of yourself doing the same SPM set the right way, so we laypeople could compare both performances. If it is not sparring, it is harder for us to judge.

You should know better than to ask that … but what the Hell … sure … I’ll run the first Branch of the Set he butchers.

Anyone who understands physical movement from any given number of perspectives should have a field day shooting & hooting over Jay’s performance. I’m certain the Boxing and MT peeps are going to howl at him big time. Moving as he demonstrates would have him running face first into a buzz saw … he doesn’t just lead with his face - head … this silly bastard leads with his entire upper torso.

Might as well give pure grapplers their due as well … they would wrap him up and slam him through the fucking mat if not just shoot through him … the fat bonehead has the whole of his upper torso over and forward of his lead foot … what a 'tard.

Mutherfucker can’t even “box air” but likes to send me Emails telling me how much I suck. I detest TCMA - CMA pukes who have nothing … have done nothing … yet have the audacity to publicly claim skill. Drags us all down.

He had the balls to challenge me and when I was in England for 4 days he hid with his bung hole licking buddy Kwan up in Newcastle … where he has Family … that are Police.

Video?

The conversion and upload details are being worked out as I type this.

If your avatar is true … and you are Kenpo … you should get a Hoot out of Rockwell’s nothing less than “stellar” presentation.

His spastic chicken on acid performance really begs the question: Of what possible value can the opinions be of someone who can’t even properly fight air?

As a FYI thing Rockwell posted on the old SPM Forum that his presentation was “intentionally” flawed. Total crock of shit as when we do such a thing we alter the sequence in the Set.

We don’t fuck up the individual moves - structures by inserting some silly assed bio-mechanical defect that reflects absolutely no understanding of fighting, zero skill, results in looking like a 'tard fukwit and then make it available for others to see.

I know you “lurk” on this forum Rockwell. I’ll save my comments regarding your Man titties for a little later on … after everyone has a chance to see the “real” you
and finishes laughing at your pathetic poseur Pillsbury Dough Boy silly self.

Still want to continue to diss me … coward? Got lots more “good” stuff about you to put up for all to see … just let me know how much more you want.

Seems you would have learned your lesson after I LURED you and kwan onto Bullshido … where you both were promptly ripped a new asshole by peeps who had the means and the desire to investigate your bullshit claims.

Newcastle … Home of the “Twin 'Tard Boys” … and I do mean Boys.

OK, color me an idiot, but…what’s SPM?

Southern Praying Mantis!

We can do better … SPM = Hakka Tong Long … in the oral tradition SPM is also referred to as H’ung Mei. The oral history (myth) holds that the Monk Bak Mei (White Eyebrow) was defeated and killed by his Younger Brother (by association not blood) the Monk H’ung Mei (Red Eyebrow).

If you are aware of the significance of color in the Chinese tradition then it decodes even further.

As an aside … the age distinction and association reference clearly indicates something interesting (to me) about Bak Mei and SPM. Namely, that SPM came after BM and represents a refinement by way of reconstitution.

What was contained in the reconsitution you might be asking yourself … why … Bak Mei and Lung Ying … of course … its Older Brothers within a greater tradition that does not share a common root (as that would be a blood relationship).