[QUOTE=ghost55;2847562]Heh. The person that did it Friday is actually a friend of mine, and I would be lying if I said I wasn’t still pretty annoyed with him. I’m generally one of the more attractive people in any given group, but me being rather short and having a personality akin to a porcupine on meth do a great job of sabotaging me. In the end it doesn’t really matter all that much because I have a friends with benefits type agreement with an exchange student from Hong Kong, but it can be a bit aggravating.[/QUOTE]
Porcupine on meth ? Maybe less coffee when you go out ? LOL !
[QUOTE=BKR;2847573]Porcupine on meth ? Maybe less coffee when you go out ? LOL !
Yeah. In his defense he was pretty drunk at that point, but still. I don’t drink anything with caffeine after 2pm. I’m just excitable and grumpy at the same time.
[QUOTE=ghost55;2847574][QUOTE=BKR;2847573]Porcupine on meth ? Maybe less coffee when you go out ? LOL !
Yeah. In his defense he was pretty drunk at that point, but still. I don’t drink anything with caffeine after 2pm. I’m just excitable and grumpy at the same time.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ghost55;2847567]Her English is actually pretty good, but yeah, there are moments of mistranslated hilarity here and there.[/QUOTE]
Please don’t ruin my fantasy of the two of you getting it on with broken German as your only means of communication.
[QUOTE=BKR;2847572]I’m sure Hadzu will chime in here, but until you’ve made it with a Finnish chick, well, you haven’t heard hair raising erotic sounds…[/QUOTE]
I must not fear.
Fear is the mind-killer.
Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration.
I will face my fear.
I will permit it to pass over me and through me.
And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path.
Where the fear has gone there will be nothing…only I will remain
[QUOTE=Kovacs;2831979]I urinate on her leg. It send the message to him that she’s taken and to her that, you know, if she’s into that kind of thing, it’s cool, it’s cool…[/QUOTE]
LMAO that actually happened once…not intentional, but good thing it wasn’t on my current girl
Just look her in the eye and say, in a loud mock-horror stage whisper “I THINK THIS GUY IS TRYING TO PREVENT ME FROM SEDUCING YOU”, look directly at him and then back at her, and give her the cheesiest wink you can muster.
It makes him look ridiculous, it makes you look ridiculously self-assured, and it implies both interest and willingness to accept rejection.
There’s literally nothing the cockblocker can do in this situation to dig himself out of the hole you put him in.