Yeah, Latinas take everything to the extreme. Either an extremelly good ass, or an extremelly flat ass :tongue6:
An American friend of mine once went out with an anally fixated Latina. She insisted the forks went into the right drawer, all the books were in alphabetical order and God Help You if the cap wasn’t screwed back onto the toothpaste…
Given the topic of this thread I’m not going to even ask for a rimshot on this joke
A) The poop should be evacuated previous to travelling the Hershey Highway. Semis travel the normal highway often, but you don’t refuse to use them for fear of being hit by a semi, you make sure the path is clear, then proceed. There should be NO POOP AT ALL unless you do it wrong.
B) Being that afraid of poop, I would think you’d want to kill yourself
C) If there is poop, and you’ve used precautions, then she’s too small, you’re too big, or you’re going too far, literally, into the poop reservoir. There is the part you want to fuck and the part that is on the other side of that, you and she will know very quickly, her because it will hurt and you because it will feel like you’re trying to fit into too tight a space.
Tried it once and got so turned off by what I was doing that I don’t think I could ever bring myself to do it again. I’m all about the vagina.
I see what you mean. There is nothing worse than having sex in a situation or setting that turns you off. Vagina is the main crop, but hey, you have to diversify the portfolio 
I never had a nasty surprise, but then again, I’ve only done with one girl only, who knew how to prep herself clean. I never knew what she did or how she did the prepping, but anytime she said “I wanna do it that way”, I was game. It takes some trust on the person, at least for me.
On the other hand, I hate watching anal on a porn movie, specially if she goes and sucks it. Screw that!!! :new_shock And I would never ask a girl if she wants to do anal. If a girl tells me she wants to do it, and if she says she has done it before, then I would take that as a sure sign that she knows how to prep herself for it. Asking a girl to do it, or doing it with a girl that’s inexperienced (and/or a stranger) is asking for a nasty surprise.
Say, does anyone know what santorum is…?
A senator?
ButtTorrent?
i thought he was a guitarrist in Bon Jovi?
Tried it once and got so turned off by what I was doing that I don’t think I could ever bring myself to do it again. I’m all about the vagina.
Faggot.
For a guy who likes cocktuckers, you sure are squeamish.
My sexual apetites are not uniform.
I’ve never actually done anal, but I hear it’s kind of grainy and weird. Call me a sexual purist, but I dunno.
And at Muchacha: ass to mouth is not only gross, but highly unsanitary. even if you’re “clear,” there’s always a chance of tranferring E. Coli bacteria from the colon/rectum, where they belong, to the rest of the digestive system, where they can cause violent illness.
Close, it’s a ‘substance’ named after him…
+rep. lol
This guy?
Nothing wrong with anal, as long as you arent receiving. Now a finger in the 'ol brown squeezer now and then isnt all that bad (provided my wife is doing it) but a full blown cock stump is out of the question.
Why is he eating a mozza stick?
That’s Bill Frist: AKA, Mr. Aids is passed through sweat.
BTW, did you just say cockstump?