Precisely the reason it turns me off. Porn movies that do that crap turns my stomach. I mean, in reality, when the film is being made, they have to clean the guy well and resume the filming, but the entire idea being portrayed by such films is disturbing to no end. :new_shock
Hell no. My g/f is pressuring me to get a prostate exam (at my age, that’s something I should)… but man!!! My culo is strictly “exit only” dammit!!! :biblethum
I just thought that pic was funny.
Labeled for easier comprehension.
Yes, yes I did.
Oh. Well… carry on then.
Just kidding.
However, you really should get the exam.
I didn’t even see santorum standing back there. I was too focused on Frist eating a cheese stick
I have also said things like, ass wacking num nums, and taint wrangling.
A few weeks ago , I had to get an ultrasound on my testicles.
The lady doing it was smoking ass hot. She told that if I got an erection, then not to be embarrassed, it happens all the time to men.
I asked why I would get embarrassed. She said “Well, some men get that way.”
I told that I wouldnt. Dicks do two things…they pee and they get hard. I then said, “You wouldnt want me to pee on you right?”
She laughed.
BTW, something awesome about a strange woman rubbing warm gel on your scrotum.
Precisely the reason it turns me off. Porn movies that do that crap turns my stomach. I mean, in reality, when the film is being made, they have to clean the guy well and resume the filming, but the entire idea being portrayed by such films is disturbing to no end.
You are now officially not allowed to call yourself “macho”.
My g/f is pressuring me to get a prostate exam (at my age, that’s something I should)… but man!!! My culo is strictly “exit only” dammit!!!
Wimp.
Somewhere in here there is a gay joke.
Probably right about here…
Dammit, I want a cheese stick now. But not in the gay way, like you’re implying.
So goes the circle of life
cues cheesy Elton John song as a tribute to the anal thread
…which one can only assume is followed by “i’m still standing.”
I was thinking more Rocket Man.
maybe something obscure and more fitting to the thread… like Captain Fantastic and the Brown Dirt Cowboy.
Crocodile Rock maybe? Of course Rocket Man does kind of fit here, with its well disguised inuendos.