If you have anal sex with a Latina, it will be flattened beans or tortilla chips rather than dingleberries.
“When you eat a taco it comes out your backside too, cholo!”
I know this was twelve or thirteen years ago and I was young, like 15 or 16. It’s all I had. I expected to have some nastiness on me, but I don’t know how two tiny turds stayed in tact and remained stuck to my boy like that through all the fucking.
I love Latinas. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately), none of the ones I dated let me get anywhere near their assholes (well, the vag is close, but you know what I mean).
ha. i didnt think people used words like this outside of Reader’s Letters pages. it will be “manhood” and “quivering love pudding” next.
ha. i didnt think people used words like this outside of Reader’s Letters pages. it will be “manhood” and “quivering love pudding” next.
i had no idea that the Bullshido congregation had so many women cloistered in the rectory.
does the sign of the cross
I thought it sounded less dirty than cock and didn’t want to use the word “dick” in two consecutive sentences. Next time it will be purple-headed warrior.
three words: warm coffee enema.
my brother told me he went to TJ and bought himself a hooker. he takes her to his hotel and she goes straight to the bathroom. he figures she was just giving herself a whores bath. but then when she started taking too long, he went inside to see what was going on. she was down on the floor, with her ass sticking up in the air… assembled enema kit laying next to her and the whole bathroom smelled like Juan Valdez just passed through. he was really grossed out by it… but he still banged her… and he swears that it was the best sex he’s had in his life.
he said EVERYTHING was tight.
i’m not gonna go into detail about my own experience with the coffee enema… but let me tell ya: it stimulates the fuck out of EVERYTHING down there.
wait…
your brother had anal sex with tj hooker?
heh heh…you said “rectory” heh heh heh heh
Yeah, that’s too bad… specially since they usually have a nice, spankable, slapable ass to go with it.
The asses were pretty nice. It was just the holes which I was not allowed near.
Yeah, “usually” is the key word there. I dated a latina, and of course with my luck, she had an ass like a 12 year-old boy.
So you liked it then?
It was too familiar. I had wanted to branch out, try something more feminine.
Damm! I thought I was the first to lay the pipe to old TJ.:new_shock
Fortunately is the correct word.
Okay, could someone please explain to me the appeal of anal? I don’t get how, short of being sexually aroused by shit, a guy can possibly get excited over the prospect of soaking his dick in his girlfriend’s turds. Especially since so many of you are willing to rub your willy to and fro against the innermost recesses of her Chamber of Horrors without care, but suddenly become grossed out at the notion that she might poop!!
Meh, you are too kosher.
For women who like it, they report to reach orgasm by it. No better than a clitoral or g-spot orgasm, just different.
For men: Her pooper is tighter than a vagina. Tighter == good. Also, a girl that’s into it (and experienced in getting anal) does a good job at keeping it clean and lubbed. So assuming you have a willing partner that knows how to keep it clean and ready for some pumping, giving her anal just rocks.
DISCLAIMER: Women who know how to get it ready for action are few. Most don’t… which is shitty, literaly.