I think I may go buy a pack just for fun…it’s been years. I betcha they got all kinda of different ones now.
yeah, but it has poo in it man, poo!!!
If it has poo in it, you REALLY aren’t doing it right.
lol…love the walk away moment.
I wish it had “The More you Know” at the end though.
Hey how’s it going?.. BUTTFUCKS!
never actually tried anal although my lady friend has been suggesting it… will report back
Make sure she uses plenty of lube on the dildo.
…and take a shit first, avoid embarassing assplosions.
christ almighty…
The assplosions thing is a scary mental picture, for certain.
THE HORROR…THE HORROR
see for me, waiting for your mrs to go and take a shit just kind of ruins the moment, especially if its a big one and you can hear the splashdown like she’s dropping off depth charges or something. i once fingered a bird in the ass and got poo stuck under my nails. that was a bit offputting. anal is shit.
This reminds me of a story I once read on Popbitch: A famous fashion designer went into a gay brothel in Brazil and hired three macho rent boys to take turns buggering him. But in his excitement to get down and dirty, he forgot to have the all-important enema first.
Meanwhile, lots of vaccuum pressure had built up during the frenzied bumming, until one of the lads pulled out too soon, causing the entire room to be sprayed with a torrent of shit and santorum, leaving behind one embarrassed old client and three very unhappy young men…
You’ve been bitching about this for a while. How small can it be?
You’ve been coming with some interesting wicked porn stories lately :tongue3:
It has become the family business.
I once boned a girl in the ass. There was no assplosion, but I almost threw up when I finished and found the vaseline I used had turned into a brown film all over my member. The worst part, however, was the two flattened dingleberries stuck on the head of my dick.
You go rolling in the mud you are gonna get some dirt on ya buddy. Not sure what you were thinkin there…maybe try it in the shower?
And nobody uses vasoline anymore.
(Reaches for sick bag.)
Mind you, the first time I told my Mum what my brother was doing, she said: ‘He’d better not have been doing anal!’
The sheer wrongness of it all is dazzling.