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ok, i have no idea how i got here, what this is, or how i did it.

sorry :psyduck:

What is the sound of one hand typing?

I hear it all the time…

He’s wonderful man with such helpful advice as ‘shut up’ and ‘shut the fuck up’.

It changed my life.
:seppuku:

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Seriously, though, the dog gets a long happy life of free food and the lion gets euthanized.

Der changed my life.

Not really, but who the hell is this newbie gonzomalan to call a discussion thread?

Gonzomalan - good name for a laxative or antacid. No, maybe a supository. My butt hurts. Please pass the Gonzomalan.

Long live DA108.

When we immigrated to the America, DerAuslander taught me to shut the fuck up in English and Korean.

As a general rule, if he ever reduces you to tears like pregnant cheerleader on prom night, it’s only because he loves you.

I love you guys.

We love you too!

I demand a hug. From all of you dammit.

The question is what’s the other hand doing?

Why Sir, that would depend entirely on what the first hand is typing.

A/S/L?

Where Zen takes a slower approach to mindful awareness, Chris Hansen and his tv camera bring about an instant realization.

I came home the other day to find my girlfriend packing her suitcase and was like, “WTF?!?”

She yells, “You’re a pedophile!”

I was like, “Woah…that’s a pretty big word for a twelve year old…”

Favorite quotes

It is illogical for you to at once utilize Socratic logic in a discussion and then cast it aside when it is pointed out that your process has failed.

Such an act is considered trolling.

Well, thank you for taking the time to prove conclusively that you don’t have a clue what you’re talking about.

Truthfully, you’re making me yawn, and I’m beginning to wonder if you’re a troll.

-DerAuslander108

Citations plz.